I love this site

[kora]

Not expecting any answers for this, mods can even delete it if you want
Just wanted to say this forum's great, and i apologize if I'm over-saturating it with my presence. But seriously, I love it here.

That's all.

 

[Auburn]

:3

This forum reminds me of a mix between the Alice in Wonderland afterparty:

And an old library:

Where the loonies like to hang out and read, philosophize and throw spit wads across the room.

 

[Da Blob]

Hmm! 117 posts and worried about 'over'saturation. No need to apologize, members always have the option of not reading your posts or ignoring you...

One could ask how I know this to be true....

 

[Melkor]

Hrm?

*Lifts his head up from his crowded desk exhaustedly*

Ugh... I'm sorry love, the complaints and technical issues inbox is full, we're all full at the minute, suffered a few technical errors due to a response flood...

Suppose they'll complain about that too...

*Sigh*

*Headbutts the desk sending complaint/error reports fluttering in all directions*

Huh? It's not a complaint? O-o

What do you mean? Lemme see that...

*Takes Higg's comment and reads it under his breath*

What?

Uh...

One moment miss...

*Digs under the piles of filing on his desk*

I coulda swore it was with the lever arch on complaints against cheese...

Oh! Here we go!

*Produces a squashed cardboard box of about A4 size and proceeds to squeeze it back into shape. There is a small opening at the top and gold letters read 'compliments'*

Ahem! I believe it goes in here...maybe...

*fumbles nervously*

Uh... Two seconds ma'am!

*picks up the corded phone from his lap and twists the dial clockwise repeatedly until it springs into life*

Hello? Claver? Yes.

No I know that. It's not actually a complaint!
No really!

I've got one here... She seems really keen!

Is that...normal!?
I know! D: it's... Never happened before!

I'm trying to be calm!!! It's just... Sir! We weren't trained for this! There's nothing on it in the employee manual! Or the database! Nothing!

I'm scared too...

*Whimpers and hides under the desk*

*Whisphers*
Want me to kill her?

 

[Cognisant]

We do have plenty of training for that, and when all you have is a hammer...

 

[EditorOne]

Higs, you have used the word "love" on the INTP forum. Please be advised each member is rationed and you have used up your allotment of emotional indulgence for the year 2012.

It's a good forum. Where else do you get to be you without someone asking if you're all right or spreading the word you're a surly bastard?

 

[MissQuote]

I like it here too.

*that wasn't too passionate was it?*

 

[EditorOne]

You're safe. Just keep it dialed low.

 

[DetachedRetina]

I agree Higs. What a nice forum.

 

[Czech Yes or No]

True dis.

 

[NoID10ts]

This is not a nice forum. This is a place full of bile and hatred and venom the likes of which you have never seen. I, Noddy, stand alone at the gateway of this cesspool of depravity and lunacy, protecting the earth from all it's horrors. If I step but a bit to the right or to the left, a floodgate will open and its vomit will spill out upon the world. Dildos will walk ungreased among us and the sky will rain down semen and doughnuts will taste like broccoli and broccoli will taste like Vaseline and Vaseline will still taste like Vaseline but it won't be slippery and fun anymore, it will be coarse like sandpaper and skin all cocks that come into contact with it, and blood with seep up from the ground and leather clad harpies with names like loveofreason or Minuend or Fukyo or Adair or Cavallier will creep between the balls of our great blue orb and bite them, chewing and spitting and gnawing and ... and ...

Oh fuck it. Steps aside ...

 

[Agent Intellect]

This is not a nice forum. This is a place full of bile and hatred and venom the likes of which you have never seen. I, Noddy, stand alone at the gateway of this cesspool of depravity and lunacy, protecting the earth from all it's horrors. If I step but a bit to the right or to the left, a floodgate will open and its vomit will spill out upon the world. Dildos will walk ungreased among us and the sky will rain down semen and doughnuts will taste like broccoli and broccoli will taste like Vaseline and Vaseline will still taste like Vaseline but it won't be slippery and fun anymore, it will be coarse like sandpaper and skin all cocks that come into contact with it, and blood with seep up from the ground and leather clad harpies with names like loveofreason or Minuend or Fukyo or Adair or Cavallier will creep between the balls of our great blue orb and bite them, chewing and spitting and gnawing and ... and ...

Oh fuck it. Steps aside ...

Quit being so negative.

I love this site, too. I love it so much that I can't bear to have it leave me. The site says it loves me back, but sometimes the site likes to hang out with it's friends instead of me. If the site truly loved me, it would spend more time with me than with it's old friends. So can I really be blamed if I get worried and yell at the site for hanging out with it's friends too much? I do it solely out of love. And is it really too much of me to ask the site not to dress so provocatively? I just want those other sites to respect this site, and there it goes strutting around with it's subforums hanging out for everyone to see. Everything was great between me and the site until I saw it linking with other sites. It was INTP forums fault that I had to hit it, because it shouldn't have been linking with other sites. How could this happen? How could INTP forum betray me like that? I love this site! I love it so much! Don't you understand? You should only love me! Why?!?! Why did you do this to me INTP forum!?! You goddamn whore!

 

[NoID10ts]

Man, when a site gives you that much trouble, you got to smack it around a little, let it know who's boss, you know. You just can't let your site go all over the web, showing off its skimpy, suggestive threads, talking dirty to everyone, spreading viruses. Trust me, smack it up, kick it, maybe crash its server a time or two and the bitch'll learn. You can always post a picture of flowers on it later to smooth things over.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Man, when a site gives you that much trouble, you got to smack it around a little, let it know who's boss, you know. You just can't let your site go all over the web, showing off its skimpy, suggestive threads, talking dirty to everyone, spreading viruses. Trust me, smack it up, kick it, maybe crash its server a time or two and the bitch'll learn. You can always post a picture of flowers on it later to smooth things over.

Thanks bro, I'll take your advice under advisement. Gotta keep my pimp hand strong, even if it has pimp carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

[Czech Yes or No]

Thanks bro, I'll take your advice under advisement. Gotta keep my pimp hand strong, even if it has pimp carpal tunnel syndrome.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[kora]

Hrm?

*Lifts his head up from his crowded desk exhaustedly*

Ugh... I'm sorry love, the complaints and technical issues inbox is full, we're all full at the minute, suffered a few technical errors due to a response flood...

Suppose they'll complain about that too...

*Sigh*

*Headbutts the desk sending complaint/error reports fluttering in all directions*

Huh? It's not a complaint? O-o

What do you mean? Lemme see that...

*Takes Higg's comment and reads it under his breath*

What?

Uh...

One moment miss...

*Digs under the piles of filing on his desk*

I coulda swore it was with the lever arch on complaints against cheese...

Oh! Here we go!

*Produces a squashed cardboard box of about A4 size and proceeds to squeeze it back into shape. There is a small opening at the top and gold letters read 'compliments'*

Ahem! I believe it goes in here...maybe...

*fumbles nervously*

Uh... Two seconds ma'am!

*picks up the corded phone from his lap and twists the dial clockwise repeatedly until it springs into life*

Hello? Claver? Yes.

No I know that. It's not actually a complaint!
No really!

I've got one here... She seems really keen!

Is that...normal!?
I know! D: it's... Never happened before!

I'm trying to be calm!!! It's just... Sir! We weren't trained for this! There's nothing on it in the employee manual! Or the database! Nothing!

I'm scared too...

*Whimpers and hides under the desk*

*Whisphers*
Want me to kill her?

clearly, you should be a writer.

 

[kantor1003]

clearly, you should be a writer.

You don't know how much Melkor will appreciate reading that particular comment

Somehow you have managed to press all the right buttons to spread warmth to the otherwise stone cold hearts of the admins, either by luck or cunning. Time will show whether this is the planting of seeds for a coup d'état, or a childlike, naiveté of expression - that of love Dispelling the sceptic in me, I'll join in your honorable cause of sharing love for this particular space of intermingling personalities as expressed through this medium, even if I, at times, find myself utterly in contempt of it, ha!

 

[chatvite]

It's like a good book that I can engage with.

 

[kora]

You don't know how much Melkor will appreciate reading that particular comment

Somehow you have managed to press all the right buttons to spread warmth to the otherwise stone cold hearts of the admins, either by luck or cunning. Time will show whether this is the planting of seeds for a coup d'état, or a childlike, naiveté of expression - that of love Dispelling the sceptic in me, I'll join in your honorable cause of sharing love for this particular space of intermingling personalities as expressed through this medium, even if I, at times, find myself utterly in contempt of it, ha!

Is Melkor a writer?
Perhaps my Fe did peak on the day I was posting this, as it does every now and again due to various hormonal factors and my general environment, and also how late I stay up. I still have a great affection for this forum though.

Rest assured, there is no cunning and I am always honest on the internet.

 

[A22]

Are there any mods btw?