Ridiculous situation, not sure how to handle it.
An ex gf from highschool broke up with her bf a couple weeks ago. (apparently she is a stripper now) Started chatting with me. Came up two weekends ago and spent a couple days with me. There was lots of drinking, sex, promises from her that she had always thought about me and wanted to spend her life with me, etc.
Well she had some emergency and needed to drive home, her car was a piece of junk, and her ex had broken her phone when they broke up and she couldn't afford a new one yet. I let her borrow mine, stressed I needed it back soon, and she promised she'd be back before I even woke up.
Well, she never showed up. She told me her car was broken down in a town where she lives an hour away. For 3 days she told me it would be fixed that day and she'd drive back down to hang with me and give it back. I offered to drive up and get it but she says shes working all day and shouldn't. Then finally she said she would just mail it to me, and that she'd call my friends phone for the address an hour later and send it off.
Next day started getting wierd messages from her on FB. Apparently it was her ex or something. Day goes by, my phone doesn't arrive in mail and I can't find anyway to contact her. She finally gets in touch a day later and says she was in jail the night before, that shes got too much debt now and needs to work every weekend so she wont be coming down to see me anymore and it's basically done. She says she'll send my phone that day. It was supposed to arrive last Saturday or yesterday at latest, didn't. Didn't arrive today either. It's been 10 days since I let her "borrow it".
Should I just go to the police and report it stolen at this point? It's kind of like borrowing someones car to go to the market then never returning with it, so I assume it does constitute theft at this point. I half suspect she is going to pull a "it must have got lost in the mail" card. She probably broke it or something, so irresponsible. I could sue her for the price of a new one but I'd have to get her wages garnished or something or she'd never pay it.
God, what should I even do here? This is fucking ridiculous.