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[machine1000]

everything i try to do... i get this...Your content can not be submitted. This is likely because your content is spam-like or contains inappropriate elements. Please change your content or try again later. If you still have problems, please contact an administrator.

 

[machine1000]

i read somewhere about u may need 20 posts or comments. so u can delete this thread. however i will now begin to post random things in an effort to aquire 20 posts.....game on

 

[machine1000]

"the only good things in this world are whiskey and sodomy"

 

[machine1000]

the above was an attempt at gaining a quote for everytime i post

 

[machine1000]

aaaand it didnt work. if ur reading this i must say. man u gotta be bored. but i get it

 

[machine1000]

the quote was from the greatest serial killer of all time carl panzram. your welcome. look into it. and be thou amazed

 

[machine1000]

how weird is it that im talking to no one. taking time to write stuff when i could just put letters then post them. a quest in futility maybe. but i will lead u down this path of pointlessness. we will end up nowhere and u will like it

 

[machine1000]

if you are hot on the trail. i will plant this flag here. you must watch the first 11seconds of this video ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSmokR0Enk

 

[machine1000]

ah...i now see the insert quotes button. all you mortals shall recieve an immoral beating with said button

 

[machine1000]

your still here? you think im going to run out of material? you are waiting with a proveberial egg and tomato to throw at the stage arent you?

 

[machine1000]

im just here trying to get my 20 posts in. an attempt to win my posting freedom. im a variable william wallace of the internet.....

 

[machine1000]

(rubs nipples pointlessly)

 

[machine1000]

on a side note. i found when someone is arguing from a religous perspective in an attempt to prove there religion i just go with "yea but can you levitate".....(drops mic leaves the stage)

 

[machine1000]

this is number 17 your almost to the end. oh my what grand journey weve been on. its almost like we were in the poppy fields in denang together circa 1973

 

[machine1000]

im almost to my final form. a new member with 20 posts. soon ...soon (begins levitating with pointless lightning strikes in the background)

 

[machine1000]

did i just have fun all by myself? indeed the answer is yes. however i have this nagging feeling i need to go on a diet. my big toe wont fit in the shotgun trigger.......(buh doom che!)

 

[machine1000]

thank you and good night...please be sure to tip your waitresses. youve all been great. (mic drop)

 

[Cognisant]

Welcome to the forum you mad bastard

 

[machine1000]

Welcome to the forum you mad bastard

you literally read all that?...i dont know if i wish to say whos the mad bastard? or that im impressed...meh.. im impressed

 

[Cognisant]

So many people here have heads full of woo or can only talk about the last time they got high, compared to that drivel I'd much rather listen to a madman yelling into the void.

 

[machine1000]

"i think we just became best friends".. whatever fuckin will ferrel movie that is....people talk about getting high on here? i find that actually intriguing. something i wouldnt have guessed.... im basically a professional comedian. only i cant formulate a bit. and i have one liners. and i hate people. so theres that. but bask in the simultaneous narcissim and self deprication all in one. (moonwalks out of the room)