Hammett

If that's you in your avatar you
look so much like someone I knew
I'm becoming paranoid.

Oh gawd, you too?
I'm accussed of being an ENTP due to my forum behaviour.
Apparently because I am excited by notifications , occassionally talk in CAPS, have large numbers of posts and page views and feel I must compete for these, I am an extrovert.
W-wha?
Wages in booze!? T'is every Irishmans dream!
When can I start!?

Ack.
Sorry sir. I can see my drunken ENFP alter-ego has been spamming your profile.
Apologies.
Ah indeed, but I am afraid I have reached godhood, for I have PAINTED WALLPAPER!

For the family thats too lazy to change the paper!
If you want it that badly I will paper your house for a small fee. It'll cost extra if you want me sober, and suing for damages is not allowed!

Yes. Alcohol makes everyone expressive.
I just had some whisky/cider/rum feel like telling the wallpaper I love it.w And my head feels all swivelly.
This typing is so tough! But I will not mispell!
By the way, you are beautiful.Grrraowl.

AND NO CIDER Neither Sir!!