Welcome (back??) Alien, and thanks for the picture of dusty men marching in a strict rank.
Why does everyone have a flag denoting where they are from now.
It seems a bit unfair to the Americans if I'm honest.
I had Red and Blue.
My brother who barely had an interest in the franchise but was quite spoilt got Yellow day 1 and by the rules of my family I wasn't allowed to play it or get my own copy.
Much later in life I played it start to finish and 100%ed the pokedex.
All is well in the world!
Okay Cog, I'll take you up on your offer of transplanting me to the virtual realm, pretty kind of you to be honest.
HOWEVER I wish to do so purely in the form of a distant and ambient balcony where I sit and monologue obnoxiously to the people below who can barely hear me or see me but are...
Wow we went from hot oil to hot garbage.
Someone bring me a mountain of boiled sweets and a pile of robot succubuses, it's getting STUFFY IN HERE.
Hi Polaris, your lack of a cute avatar enrages me.
Well if you weren't at least a little confused I suppose I'd doubt your identity.
Don't worry, you shall be provided with a cave and sufficiently spoilt rags to 'hag yourself out' with.
Been reminded of you lately. Switched to a new healthier lifestyle and a rather worrying portion of my meals...
I probably deserve to be with all the mundane yet frequent acts of evil I've been doing.
I think if I drop jam on the carpet or scowl at strangers on the bus just a FEW more times I'll have banked enough evil to be the equivalent of burning down a small yet very hopeful orphanage.
HOW HAVE YOU...
Apparently I've been so out of the loop that I stumbled into a different and altogether more flaming loop and consequently not only have no idea what is going on, but also have third degree burns.
I'm glad that the forum was able to survive it's apparent demise, it has needed a regeneration for...
CAN YOU SELFISH, GORMLESS, EGOCENTRIC BASTARDS JUST LEAVE IT ALONE FOR A MINUTE AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT?
I'VE BEEN FENDING FOR MYSELF ALL THESE YEARS.
COOKING-CLEANING-WORKING THE STREETS.
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW NEGLECTFUL YOU'VE BEEN!?
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE...