• OK, it's on.
  • Please note that many, many Email Addresses used for spam, are not accepted at registration. Select a respectable Free email.
  • See https://www.intpforum.com/threads/upgrade-at-10-am-gmt.27631/

Search results

  1. Melkor

    aannn announcement

    HELLLLO I have drank twwo coders and five whiskys. I feeel like a warm puppy. I love most of yoy half of much as you deserve And I freaking hater the rest of youuuuu! Sooooo... Kisss meeeehhhhhhh!
  2. Melkor

    SKYPE

    Sooooo. I used to waste half my life on msn talking to people who were largely from this forum. It was great! The discussions consist of some of my fondest memories, and least bestest of friends. The insults and threats were many and varied, and occasionally you'd get added by someone who you...
  3. Melkor

    AGH! I hate humans!

    Ugh. Apologies in advance for this. I'm in the library. I can't leave, I have work to do, and yet I feel so bloody wretched here! This place is busy today, bursting to the seems, there are people everywhere...GOD Walking past me, typing next to me, chatting, eating, staring, breathing...
  4. Melkor

    Need some piano.

    I don't think I could develop stories half as fast without music. Pretty much anything works, but the style of song affects the tempo and style of the scene. Sooooo... If any members have any particular Piano pieces they feel I'd benefit from, I'd be thankful if they shared them. I need...
  5. Melkor

    Names n' Faces?

    Do you find that you have particular difficulty with remembering people? As in, you meet someone who you encounter frequently but in short bursts (or just new acquaintance), and you find that in addition to forgetting their name and face when you try to think in privacy, you find it difficult...
  6. Melkor

    Forum?

    I have no memory of this place. You've changed my sweet forum. Once you sat above the heavens, beyond even the reach of Medb herself, and higher than Morrigan's foul wings can fly. You were grand and precious! A golden hall of heroes. Now... You confuse me. You are filled with...
  7. Melkor

    Cyber stalking?

    I just came across a nice article (don't worry, I'm not a Guardian reader, it's just free online, and thus lovely for coursework) on the subject and it made me stop and think... So lets take a typical quick-fix survey approach. -Ever been effected by the strange phenomenon? -No? Have you tried...
  8. Melkor

    5000 posts...

    ... I have reached a point of no return... Mourn for me.
  9. Melkor

    Lor Bait.

    As all of you should be aware, our dearest and most ancient member/Administrator, Lor has not only be infuriatingly infrequent with her visits, but has dropped to a ridiculously low post-per-day count. Thus I suggest a strategy, we shall lure her back by means of such a magnificent thread as...
  10. Melkor

    Stalkers....

    Seriously... What the hell? This was seven thousand last time I checked. o.o Alright, I'll admit there was a time when I had a competition of sorts going on with other members to see whom could procure the most visits, (Which I have since lost to a certain video-whore) but now it's just...
  11. Melkor

    Type a Gobshite...

    Greetings. Today I decided to take another online MBTI test. I know what you're thinking, they're dreadfully inaccurate aren't they? Even if every one I've done to date slates me as an INTP, I can't help but shake the distrust I feel towards them. This one for example, was somewhat...
  12. Melkor

    Horrors...

    I found this on INTJ forum, but apparently I'm not allowed to post about it there, and apparently no-one is allowed to mention any other forum there, otherwise they risk having their posts deleted if they make it past the filter. Bwaha, what a strange policy. It was a header advert under the...
  13. Melkor

    Beg for forgiveness...

    You may now formally consider me as being 'back', 'returned', 'resurrected', and most importantly 'vengeful'. How have you beings kept without the harsh and icy truths of Melkor to safeguard your sell by dates? *Pulls out a telescope and aims it at the ruins of the Arena* Hrm... I see you...
  14. Melkor

    The Lounge on the edge of everything.

    *Pours some tea, in a slow, docile fashion* Greetings weary traveller. We need a place like this and always have. Here you will sit in calm and tranquility, smoke and liqour, and bathe in the joy of intelligent company. *Pats the seat next to him in invitation* Emphiasis on...
  15. Melkor

    Greetings fools.

    Apologies. During the recent lack of appearance, my mood has grown only more morbid. This incredibly suprising mood swing prevents me from engaging in or adding to intellectual discussions. Thus, it is obvious that you should be cheering me up considering how much we value each other...
  16. Melkor

    I lied.

    I am new. Or at least, you do not know me. So should I not be greeted as a stranger? The fact remains: Melkor doesn't exist. He never did, and save for by an extreme and unlikely shift of personality he never will. I am not bold, brave, righteous or cunning. I am not excessive,I am...
  17. Melkor

    TWO YEARS?

    It's official, I have been a member of this forum for two years and one month... I am both shocked and dismayed, as I hope you are dear community. I am certain the feeling is mutual when I say 'Gods, why wasn't I rid of you sooner!?' I would like to take this chance to do two things, both...
  18. Melkor

    Expression...it's....uh.....something...

    This thread focuses on three mains things, each revolving around expression. This being an INTP forum, and me being a INTP (accused), I hope you mortals have much to add. The points are as follows(If you, like most forumers, never read all of the topic, and only add what you think while ignoring...
  19. Melkor

    Sleepless, thoughtless, loveless

    Almost four in the morning, I can't sleep, peace is denied of me. I'm searching, clawing through words and shapes, devouring the slivers of thought. All decency has left me.Everything. Every post he ever made, every pm, every god damn poem, text, recording, email, untamed thought...
  20. Melkor

    ~The Melkor BIRTHDAY club~

    Now, today we stretch the definition of a club! What is a club boys and girls? Hands up now, and no pushing! Yes, you there, little girl! "a somewhat thick and hefty stick used primarily as a weapon!" Well, thats right little girl! And quite true to the spirit of this *club*, but...
  21. Melkor

    The joys of medicating oneself.

    Ah, blatant titles, how very helpful. Yes as you have gathered from my illustrious label, your dearest Melkor is currently in a state of self induced super-passive bliss. Directly, if you count it was by my hand, indirectly if you count that I'm prescribed to the things, and have been for...
  22. Melkor

    Melkor feels like death.

    In fact, maybe I am death. Someone help me... I've been close to sobbing uncontrollably the past uh, two hours now? So I've been in this odd vegetable state.. (Watching this over and over again : YouTube- Final Fantasy VII Aeris/Aerith Death) anyway! This thread exist because I want...
  23. Melkor

    *SQUEAL*

    I'm practically vibrating here! I'm so happy! Guess what!? The University has a library! Okay, I knew that, universities tend to.... BUT, IT HAS SO MANY BOOKS! OH GOD! I could just get lost in it! So absorbing... There is a WHOLE SECTION of IRISH FAIRYTALES and another on...
  24. Melkor

    Melkor-messages.....

    After reading Walfin's Graphology thread, I was inspired into this monstrous thing. Enjoy, or not... (In two parts, because my camera phone is so abysmal!) And finally, messages!
  25. Melkor

    Lá Fhéile Pádraig

    hoorrrraaay! Yes! It's that special time again. The drinkers have been holding off for some time now, saving it all for one glorious moment. The non-drinkers have...erm, been being slandered and largely ignored.. Every shop you go into is filled with a grand collection of ridiculous...
  26. Melkor

    *MIA*

    So, a case of bring out your dead, chase down yer' living. The members I'd like to see here more often (or here at all!), are as follows: Eloquent Bohemian. (Because he was both insightful and amusing,and had a picture for every occassion) Noddy (Because we had spam sessions with Lor...
  27. Melkor

    Just because...(Blame Lor)

    http://www.snapvine.com/vc/lOETHvfWEd2HUAAwSFxx0g/0f9WAQ
  28. Melkor

    Guess the forum member?

    Warning: The shorter your time here at the forum, the more difficult this activity will be for you. A pretty simple, fun, and overall brilliant game. The first poster, in this case me, obviously, makes a semi-cryptic and purposefully mysterious hint linked to a forum member. The clue can...
  29. Melkor

    I AM COME!

    Greetings, I'm Melkor, you may remember me from such films as 'Mass murder-2', 'Tasmanian devile', 'Night of bloody blood guts' and 'three teen bisexuals in a boat!!!' I decided to come here because I would like to learn new things and devise new methods of murder and infiltration while...
  30. Melkor

    Non-self-explanatory titles.

    I've noticed lately, on one of my alcohol fuelled visits to this delightful little patch of internet, that a large number of the *forum titles* (as I recently elected to call them in a minor burst of genius) have next to no nearby explanation or hint as to what they might contain, or under what...
  31. Melkor

    The Fangirl club.

    Because we all have to swoon over someone! Here you may fawn over the various forum members. For example: NoId1ots: OMG! He is lak soo sexy!:D With:cool: his:smoker: overuse :pof :evil:smileys!:eek: And that face.. Just look at those big seductive eyes!!!!----->:eek...
  32. Melkor

    LOR<3<3<3

    Lor my dear my darling! Something...something is tearing me apart...... I must ask this of you, though it is not easy, hell no, it is not easy! We've know each other for a long time now, God, it seems like decades,when really it is only a year..... But in that short time, we have not...
  33. Melkor

    CROWDS AND/OR SOCIAL GATHERINGS.

    Ohkay. Haven't noticed a topic on this, as of yet, and while I'm most certianly likely to be entirely wrong in thinking that it doesn't exist, I am going to pretend I have clever reasons for doing to anyway. Well, though I'm not normally one to beg so endlessly for attention.... (HEY! Who...
  34. Melkor

    So heres the deal:

    Everyone on (or in, whatever you like better) the Intpforum just happens to win a grand old tour of a newly constructed space station. Being Intp's, we get all excited and nerdy about this and start speaking squeakily/rocking ourselves/losing thoughts over the mind chasm/writing contradictory...
  35. Melkor

    Doom,gloom,and va-va-VOOM

    Oh sweet hells below, what have you done? I toddle off for some brief (yet still in progress) deviancy, and I return to....this.. Lack of murderery... murder of lackeys.. A ban on members, new ones... Little to no pm's.. Next to no sign I was gone, let alone existed...
  36. Melkor

    HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO CWISS!

    First of all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS, YOU MORON Well. I did make you a cake.. but you know how Cakes are.. ALways being eaten... So...Instead... I decided to get you something much cheaper, I mean...uhh....more special! The cake might be out of date, but I trained that...
  37. Melkor

    Maturity in the INTP

    Hm.. Well, having spent an excessive amount of time amongst you blatant madman introverted thinkers of perceived intuition, (And please, don't be thinking of replying in relation to that and trying to be a smart ass by rearranging the letters and such, and not relating to the topic at all) I...
  38. Melkor

    Oh..well....ermm....hrmm..ahh....no..wait...

    Well...this doesn't seem to have worked. I thought the general idea was that I seemed to gain some moral highground by inhuming such a ban upon myself, but instead, I seem to be fettered in bonds.. GREAT! JUST GREAT. I guess if anyone wants to keep me company in Siberia (it gets cold here...
  39. Melkor

    FACE IS PATHETIC.

    I don't even need to elaborate too much on this one, because you all know how I feel about Face. But since this a clear breach of forum protocol,vastly incriminating bannable hate-crime nasty topic offence, I may as well give it the full go. Face is: -An asinine monkey-faced twit, with no...
  40. Melkor

    THANK YOU OH-INTERNET-NINJA/SAMURAI-HERO!

    We gather here today humble forum members, to pay tribute to a great one who lives among us. A figure, lurking among the shadows of tehz internet, silently, softly treading, shrouded only by the cloak of anonymous surfing, armed only with a ancient keyboard of foreign forging, as he searches...
  41. Melkor

    Suggestions for a loser.

    Heres the deal. Melkor is a bit of a loser, in that, he's really not very musically inclined. Granted, he can appreciate it, be moved by it,ponder/ mentally compose it, but he's never really been the sort to dedicate himself to any bands/ genre. I'm certain I could, but as most of my close...
  42. Melkor

    The paradox of introspection

    I've been thinking about this lately... I may have annoyed a few people with this idea already , but ..blah..here goes.. Right...Introspection is the idea of looking into ones self, in order to study ones own thoughts and feelings? A dictionary definition (Yes, I used word, I'm that lazy)...
  43. Melkor

    You know you're an Intp when...

    1.You uphold the beleif that it is possible to be perfectly social wihtout actually speaking. 2.More often than not, you bow your head while walking, and are an expert at 'crowd dodging' 3. You indulge in, and are quite renowned among friends for, making completely random, yet very accurate...
  44. Melkor

    GROUPS

    Yeah..so I've been thinking.. hehe...I know thats a shock to you, but anyway... Couldn't we really go to town with this whole group thing? Couldn't we have specific groups for certain pursuits? Such as the 'invalid spammmers' or the 'introit stalkers' or more sensibly, 'the ponderers of...
  45. Melkor

    WISP AND CAKE AND OLD AGE!?

    ...because Wisp is so awesome, he warrants his own thread..:D I'm a little late,but theres no reason we can't celebrate tomorrow also! I mean, one year closer to Wisps eternal departure? That is good news!! I present to you oh foggy one, a ten foot jam and jellybean lined CAKE, with the...
  46. Melkor

    Yay some CRAIC!

    Well, someone had to... Happy st.Patricks FOOLS! Yaysers! And I don't care if you don't celebrate it, just wear something even slighty green for Melkor. Good children...
  47. Melkor

    Melkors escort service!

    Right Now that I have your sick minded attention! A few questions- 1-WHERE THE DEVIL IS E.B? IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS SORRY ASS BACK ON THE FORUM, OR GIVE ME A REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR NOT DOING SO (no less than death) THAN I SHALL BE THOROUGHLY INCLINED TO BEAT HIM THOROUGHLY WITH TWELVE...
  48. Melkor

    Anti-depression plot!

    Well... I've been thinking about making this topic for some time... As you are all aware, it is almost valentines day, Can I get a chorus of 'icks' 'errs' and 'damn-blast-it!'s? Well..being the nice, kind and thoughful creature I am, (Chorus of sardonic sneers if you please) I have...
  49. Melkor

    Intp formula.

    I wondered why no-one has made this... In full knowledge that personality is not inheritated, nor a dysfunction of nature, I think it's acceptable to say that there must be, strange as it may seem, the perfect backdrop,atmosphere, and overall thought bubble to spawn Intp's. By which I...
  50. Melkor

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOR!!!!!!

    She tried ever so hard to avoid this, but her willpower is naught to that of a dark-lord weilding a really BIG sword! Thats right, our dear Lor, on this very day, is one year closer to non-existance! YE-GODS! That is a reason to celebrate! Throw streamers! Beat Noddy senseless! EAT...
Top Bottom