A message for Smokey

[Artsu Tharaz]

You ain't Smokey? Then it ain't your mutha fuckin message.

This is Mafia. I be all up in yo shizz and u aint no what happen

what just happened?

Aight yo. I be killin em Gz. Artsu breezy.

PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I be dealin em chillin em up like heads up round the ring you rang? I sang that thang.

Hang on, I'm getting to the point, just give me a sec.

Ok, so here I be chillin illin and all that and I just wanna know. I just wanna know.

I just wanna know. I just wanna know.

Where mah killa beez at? WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ok, Ok, Ok.

So.

It goes like this.

Like this and like that and like this and that.

Ok.

SO.

Listen yeah?

Yeah?

Spoiler

Don't touch my hair, ho

 

[Reluctantly]

Smokey wanted to realay a messages, says take your pills or it gets the hose again

 

[Fukyo]

wtf is this shit?

 

[Analyzer]

Ironman...I though Supreme Clientele was better.

 

[Sinny91]

Yoo breezy, I just got in... not drunk enough tho, WBU?

 

[Reluctantly]

^ Your poor liver...

 

[Sinny91]

Ahhh, 90% of my family are functioning alcoholics...

The other 10% just can't function

My liver's pretty sturdy by blood... This was inevitable, me being behind a bar again.

2013 & 14 I could only ever be found in the pub... boy are those years a blur, haha.

I've got a can of Red Stripe at the minute

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Hiya folks, also drunk

anyways

Does Artsu think this is how you play mafia? I'd piss myself laughing right now if he thinks the game is still going.

 

[Sinny91]

Hiya folks, also drunk

anyways

Does Artsu think this is how you play mafia? I'd piss myself laughing right now if he thinks the game is still going.

Ha, ditto

My little brother just rolled in drunk too... Tried hustlin ma weed, but I soon put a stop to that and called that kid a taxi to work... he wasn't even supposed to have left his work site last night.

He chucked a wad of cash at me, but negelcted to take his fair with him, fuckin gimp... So I just had to follow him, bung him the cab, pay the driver and hope for the best, aha.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

fuckin gimp

....go on.

 

[Sinny91]

....go on.

.....And I wanna wash the trickle of half a gram down my throat with a flamin sambuka, whilst basking in a seductive, thick green haze.. Jammin.

 

[Urakro]

This all made me realize I'm going to have to rethink darwinism.

 

[Sinny91]

This all made me realize I'm going to have to rethink darwinism.

Well then at least something productive arose from these endeavors.

 

[Sinny91]

Dude, you are funny as fuck.

My faith in the Aussies is restored..

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Hiya folks, also drunk

anyways

Does Artsu think this is how you play mafia? I'd piss myself laughing right now if he thinks the game is still going.

Hey Cheeseum, not quite sure what level of meta-gaming you are doing, is this irony?

People seem to think that I am stupid, when I am in fact, a bona fide Genius.

That's how Mafia won Mafia, ya damn townies!

What was it I said to you, Cheeseums? Oh yeah

I've played knifes-spoonsies before...

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I AM A MIND WARP SUPER KING OF DESTUCTORISATION OF THE SUBLIMATION TURNSTYLES

FUCK YA CHOOZURZ HAHA