Face's Fairy Castle

[Deleted member 1424]

*flash backs to really messed up storie she read on fanfiction.net.*
shudder

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Wait, how does a feminine robot body make Melkor capable of pregnancy?

Where's lor, she's got some explaining to do...

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Melkor grew a whole new body from his brain. He must have preferences he's managed to repress....until now.

 

[Melkor]

-looks at Kaedri oddly-


pauses....


-Licks his lips-












Where would we be without messed up fanfiction stories? well..Fukyo would be dead for a start...

 

[Fukyo]

Aww...

You know my mind thrives on messed up,sick and deviant concepts.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Those kinds of minds have the most fun

 

[Cegorach]

*Shuffles up behind Melly*

Ooooooh...

*...Grabs his ass...*

 

[Fukyo]

Only I'm allowed to grab his ass!

 

[Cegorach]

Well if I wasn't completely "FABULOUS" I would grab your ass.

But whose fault is that?!

 

[Fukyo]

Only I can grab asses,not vice versa!

 

[Cegorach]

I'll take my chances!
Hm, did I mention that my pixie dust has worn off...

Oh, and I only grabbed melly's ass because it's our secret handshake.... Shhhh...

 

[Fukyo]

It can't wear off!
I need more fanfic material!!!

I'm putting the ass grabbing in it btw...

 

[Cegorach]

*Grabs Fukyo's ass!*

Heeheehee!


Just look at Melly, look how he's undressing me with his eyes!
Really though... that is quite a feat... it takes alot of coordination to undo a zipper with your eyelids...

 

[Fukyo]

*Slaps Cow and then grabs his ass*

And Melly...he was always such a man whore...

 

[Cegorach]

I hope that that slap was on the ass too!
Now I'm gonna be forced to stalk you, because I think you love me!


Ah, it would seem Melly is rubbing off on me...
...Wow, that sounded kinky... but I like it!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Oh? What a relief, I thought the pixie dust was wearing off. I have some fuzzy handcuffs I could lend you cow, for a bit more kink.

 

[Cegorach]

But whatever are you talking about?!
Melly and me are just friends....

*Turns towards Melly*

Isn't that right Snookums?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

*hires a photographer to follow cow and 'melly' around

@Fukyo I have some 'merchandise' you might be interested in.

 

[Fukyo]

Kaedri,what might that be now?

I'd like to put those handcuffs in my fic...
hehehe...
And Cow,why I've been stalking you for some time now.Where else would I get the material for my fanfiction?

 

[Cegorach]

It's like I always tell Melly, "Don't feel bad, Size doesn't matter"!
.........Oh wait, that has nothing to do with this, does it?

Ah, but Fukyo is stalking me!
I'll invite her in for tea. I keep the tea in my room.... under the sheets on my bed.... next to my Melly...

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Can I come in for 'tea' too? I'll bring scones and a napkin for Fukyo's imminent nosebleed.

 

[Fukyo]

An excellent opportunity to install small cameras all over the place...

 

[Cegorach]

Kaedri:
Of course you can come!
But I can't imagine why Fukyo would have a nosebleed. It doesn't go in the nose...


Fukyo:
You'd need wide angle lenses... unless there are long angle lenses... hmm, or both...
Ooh, did I say that. How scandalous!

 

[Fukyo]

Hehe Cow,don't you know what a nosebleed is?

 

[Cegorach]

Well now I know.... but that version of the term would seemingly undermine your femininity.

And we wouldn't want THAT, now would we?!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

It doesn't undermine it at all. Fangirlism is the very embodiment of feminine depravity. I figure we can have whole set up Fukyo and make something really professional. Hell we could even have a studio audience. Who knows it might be fun to break the 4th wall as well.

 

[Fukyo]

Hah,girls have nosebleeds too.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

ah this thread brings out the worst in me

 

[Cegorach]

Hm, perhaps the Urban dictionary has the wrong description...
Damn it Fukyo... I'm sorry that I don't watch Hentai!
Out-pervert me will you... you've really wounded me deeply...
My face is all wet now, look what you've done!!!

It's all very romantic isn't it Kaedri!

 

[Fukyo]

Ohh lookie!
There's blood dripping from my nose now!

 

[Cegorach]

Melly would be so jealous!
...Speaking of the sexy little bastard, where the hell is he?

...and why am I still wearing this DAMN TUTU?!!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Alright, I'm confused.

Well, when in doubt...
*Pulls shirt over his head and runs around yelling blindly*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Your not by chance shouting "I am the great Cornholio...hehe!" are you?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...I am now.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

thats so 90s

 

[Melkor]

-eyes widen-


I'm...


Wow..

This thread is messed up...


-shrugs-

-Pokes Cog-


Come on Cow..

we're going to the cinema...

it's dark, and they give you 3-d glasses if you ask nicely.



As friends of course....

 

[Fukyo]

Hmmm....
Friends....
Interesting...
Cow,we must follow them!

 

[Melkor]

How can you follow me with Cow, if I'm going with Cow?

-grabs Cow by the waist and toddles off-

 

[Fukyo]

Ohhh...I read Cog...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

He knows better than to invite me into a dark room.

 

[Melkor]

-sticks his tongue out at Fukyo-


-sighhhh--

Where is Cow anyway?


I'm getting so lonely and cold here on my own...

 

[Melkor]

I hope that that slap was on the ass!
Now I'm gonna be forced to stalk you, because I think you love me!


Ah, it would seem Melly is rubbing off on me...
...Wow, that sounded kinky... but I like it!

ANOTHER ONE CORRUPTTED!!!!

 

[Cegorach]

Oh Mellymuffin!

You're so silly. You wouldn't be so cold if you'd just put on some pants!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Get a room... or female bodies.

 

[Melkor]

I think Cog wants to move in with us...

I don't know Cog..


That might threaten our strong friendship...

That, and we don't actually live together....

 

[Cegorach]

Oh!
Cog, eh?

Well he would certainly be more entertaining than my other battery powered toys...
But I'm not certain if he has compatible slots for my RAM stick...

 

[Melkor]

I think cog can run on pretty much anything.

Yesterday I kept him powered with Cola, and connectted him to a toaster they had at NASA.

He has a lot of slots you see..

I like the nineties themed ones..

 

[Cegorach]

NASA has toasters?

I've decided that Cog can join us.
...If for no other reason than how easy it is to turn him on.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

This Kingdom is becoming one for devils instead of fairies or angels.............................YAY.

 

[Cegorach]

I knew you'd like it, Face!

I'm quite proud of myself. And to think that this all started because of a little pixie dust...
Pixies are similar to fairies right?

Perhaps they belong in hell with the rest of us demons!