Recent content by Neckbeard

^ Yeah I agree with you about cellphones. Watches are functional jewellery, the fact that they have a useful function is a great excuse to wear something nice without looking like a ponce.

That chick who is with Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.

Being in charge always feels weird to me, I prefer to encourage everyone to be their own leader. I am a loner myself, mentally, anyway. I think I don't like leading people because I feel like I'm degrading them when I do. Illogical, I know.

Women are generally less intelligent not because of a difference in brain volume or capacity, but because they don't have to be overly intelligent to impress men (most of the time). Intelligence isn't the only thing that men can use to impress women, but it's one of them, so it makes sense that...

I started to learn python, but got distracted. I would say I have above average computer knowledge, but that's useless anyway in the age of google.

I am the definition of lazy. Pretty sure I own the unofficial world record. Although, I definitely always find the easiest way to do things if I must do them, but most of the time I find a way to get out of it. Edit: I might not be INTP, could also just be a really lazy ISTP, but INTP seems to...

Absolutely this. It's your own little world where you can feel a sense of accomplishment and superiority from wasting many days constructing something really intelligent and creative that nobody but you has any use for, and without leaving the comfort of your computer chair. As INTP as it gets.

Maybe invent some crazy contraptions and construct them out of wood?

I like to think I'm making the world a worse place to live in by existing, that's pretty much my only purpose in life. If I triggered a nuclear war, my life would be complete.

Not playing anything at the moment, but the last game I tried was Planescape Torment. I stopped because it is a bit boring to begin with and I don't have the patience. The best game I've ever played is Baldur's Gate II: Shadows Of Amn. I think that was when I had my first nerdgasm.

Oblivion: Not enough dragons. Skyrim: Too many dragons. Dragons are supposed to be rare and hard to kill. Otherwise, Skyrim is a pretty decent game. One thing I would like to see is an increased number of enemies on harder difficulties rather than god mode crabs.

The perfect thing for the external expression of your inner geek. http://njneer.storenvy.com/products/12348393-binary-watch-v-10 This watch is more to my taste, I wouldn't be caught wearing it though.

It's worth more than a paperweight if it's a convincing forgery. You can buy mechanical watches pretty cheap so I wouldn't rule it out.

I followed the voices of the Gods into the great pyramid, navigating my way through all sorts of traps, each more difficult than the last, barely surviving each encounter. I reached the fabled blood altar, laid out my wrist as the voices commanded, and out of nowhere it slit itself, dribbling...