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Well, screw the government, screw the economy and screw the 'structure of society'. It's a huge 'fuck you' to the person you pass the fake bill to. Imagine someone passing you something worthless in exchange for goods and non-counterfeit change. On that basis alone, I wouldn't do it.

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Just one... Are we allowed to touch each others' pee-pees? It's kind of hard to be a parent if you can't touch each others' pee-pees. :)

...and the parenting system, while we're at it.

Don't let it happen here. :)

Speaking of threats to society... Couple months ago, two students at my school, an 11 year old 5th grader and 10 year old 4th grader, were caught 'examining each others private parts' in one of the boy's bathrooms. Apparently, another kid who was using the bathroom saw them committing their...

1.35, but the majority of those are in 'what are you listening to redux'. The 'new guy prolific poster' syndrome, ex: TimeAsylums racking up 11.21 ppd in the two months s/he's been here seems pretty normal; like a fresh-faced crack addict indulging his new favorite high to the point of abuse...

I manage to remember the names of all 58 of my students, then come home and forget which of my own kids is which. Why the hell is that?

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Heh, you don't even want to know how common that terminology is in the towing industry. :)

The other day, my wife and I went to buy tables, chairs, and other assorted junk for one of her daycare playrooms. She immediately picked out two 8' folding tables and twelve folding chairs, which touched off an all too familiar argument. I asked her, "How are you planning to arrange these...

A comfortable, secure, owned free and clear home in a nice, quiet, friendly neighborhood would make me very happy, I think. In fact, I can't imagine a higher plane of recurring happiness (for me) than being in perfect harmony with my living space. Sure, I'll enjoy the sunset while I'm driving...

In my youth, when it occurred to me that other 12 year old boys had nice butts. Actually, at the time the idea struck me as way more than 'a little off'. In fact, I recall it as being much more than a little devastating... ...but to my ultimate relief, it turned out to be just a passing phase...

Credulous to judge, in the manner you have, your ideal of 'happiness' against someone else's. We are all slowly 'wasting away'. How we define 'happiness' within that ongoing inevitability might very well equate to a comfortable suburban sprawl. Happiness is, after all, a close friend of comfort.

If you're the only user, why do you need the password lock? What are you hiding, Duxwing??? :)

Three users on this comp. Me, my 12 and 9 year old sons: INTPf x2 (me) Facebook Plants vs. Zombies (9 year old) Google Translate (all 3 of us, probably) Alt Sex Stories text repository search engine (me, oops!) YouTube ('10 minutes of skinny women with biiig butts' wtf? Not me! 12 year old...

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Yeah, it's our fault. Kinda sorta already knew you'd see it that way. But your girlfriend should DEFINITELY join the forum. Swimming in her psychological data would probably be even more refreshing than swimming in yours was.

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1. Live with my wife and two (preteen) kids in a 5 bedroom rented house in Southern Mexico. The house has an attached 1 bedroom apartment with private entrance, and also a new, large detached 1 bedroom bungalow (that we constructed) in the back. The main house is adobe. Our walls are 12"...

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Romanian S/P/S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbBKh2T7Cdg

+ the vehicle in my avatar.

Mojave Desert and piped-in gas/water are the only things I miss about the US.

1a/b/c are sexual preferences, and we all have those. Strictly speaking, they could be defined as 'discrimination' though I wouldn't label them "The unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people, especially on the grounds of race, age, or sex." I could define myself as...

6'2" 235, which puts me 35 over, by my estimation. Never been called fat though; the space I occupy is 'well-defended'.

"I'm right and you're wrong because I'm the teacher." I've never actually said this, though, because I know it would spread arrogance like a disease amongst the impressionable minds that are my students. But, oh the temptation... I do type IMAO with relative frequency. However, I use that...

Side effects of these meds can be rather brutal, IME.

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Better to err on the side of caution until humanity irrefutably proves itself trustworthy.

Gallus Gallus (male), aka 'cock'.

'Calm' is an emotion...one of my favorites in fact, when it's genuine that is. Apparently, it's also the most difficult to master. That's probably a good thing, as it's also one of the more difficult emotions to read, and one of the easiest to exploit. That said, I tend to distrust 'calm'...

Permissive in what sense? Here in Mexico, the age of consent is 12 (though you have to be 18 to vote, go figure). Is that really a good idea? Is that logical? I suppose if you're a child molester it's wonderful, but if you're on the other end of the equation, it could be somewhat dangerous. How...

Heh, welcome to humanity. What makes you believe it's any different anywhere else?

Ok, have it your way. I hate dogs, so keep your fucking dog behind locked doors, lest you infringe upon my right to live in a dog-free environment.

Heh. Everybody has their niche, but it takes a mix to make a million.

How does such a confining state of mind equate to confidence? I am confident that I can exceed the constraints of any acronym...

Ripe mangoes smell like rotting flesh. Pineapples just smell sweet. Pineapples.

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Yes! I'm rather pink and bloody, while my wife is a bit charred, but our boys came out perfectly cooked. :)

Heh...not really! We figure it's saved us a lot of time and gas money over the years. :)

Assuming this is on-topic (your op was a bit disjointed)... Not really into the fi-te aspects, but talk to my wife. Her parents basically disowned her for her decision to have babies with a white man. Doesn't appear to have adversely effected her. Funny thing is, her parents do want to see the...

Yeah, I knew you'd like it, masochist bastard! :)

I'm jus' feelin Minnesota today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLZBhlTXHuo

Since you said "Don't feel disinclined..." I wonder if you realize that in many circles, this is considered to be an exceptionally stupid reaction. There might even be hard evidence to back up the assumption. I'm sure you have your 'superior reasoning' or whatever to refute that, but don't...

9/11: Feel - nothing. Think - I was morbidly impressed that they toppled both. I'd have laid 50/50 odds on them toppling 1 with 4 successfully hijacked airplanes (which was also quite an impressive feat). Boston Marathon: Feel - nothing. Think - I wasn't impressed at all...amateurs. That said...

Probably because they're too busy spanking and pounding that big old white ass. :)

(Regarding the name...) All I could come up with was something approximating 'The Ripe Farts'. Actually, I lie...that was my 9 year old son's assessment, but it was much better than mine.