AllKnowingCow/Face

[Cegorach]

I suppose this blows the super secret plan of doom....

 

[yeayea]

Re: INTP & ESTP

That's enough. Back to the topic. If you wish to pursue the question, request for a thread split.

I concur.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

I concur.

I do not concur.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

I do not concur.

I concur! To not concur!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

I concur! To not concur!

Is posting off-topic very 'naughty'?

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

Maybe in it's rawest form. Personally I believe we've made an artform out of it!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

Maybe in it's rawest form. Personally I believe we've made an artform out of it!

We should be honored.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

WE SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED!!!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

We'll be the Gods of this INTP forum.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

There should be a prayer thread where people pray to us for mercy!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

No, an entire section for people to post their prayers to us.

 

[Cegorach]

Face&AllKnowingCow 2

Hell, why isn't the entire forum made for worshipping us?!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

They cannot recognise our skill.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

I believe the thread has been split, how inconvenient...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

Should we cry?

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

INTP do not have tear ducts. We cannot cry. But go ahead, and sob without me!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: INTP & ESTP

I'll shed tears in your name, good sir.

Shall we move to another thread? It will be your turn to select one.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: INTP & ESTP

We should go gives "tips" on sleeping!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Face&AllKnowingCow 3

It's sad that no INTP has ever slept in the same bed as someone they love. They might sleep very well.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

Oh sure, go ahead and flaunt it! I've slept in the same bed as some of my friends I could claim that I love them!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

Yes, but did you truly love them? If not, you never slept with someone that you loved.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

I loved them all night long!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

I loved them all night long!

Gay experiences?

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

I got him pregnant too!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

I got him pregnant too!

Wow, I am amazed.

I'm watching Matrix: Revolutions. They're all very interesting films.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

That they are! I haven't seen those in SOOooo many years. I should watch them again.
Have you seen V for Vendetta?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Sleeping Tips (Losing Consciousness Is Oh So Difficult)

Yes, but I did not enjoy it much.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Face&AllKnowingCow 3

I thought it was reasonable. By the same guys who made the Matrix, by the way.
(I've actually managed to memorize the entire monologue V does at the beginning with all of the V words)

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Face&AllKnowingCow 3

Nice. My memory's awful.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Face&AllKnowingCow 3

What does adding you to my buddy list do? Should I even bother?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Face&AllKnowingCow 3

If you want, I guess.

We have been naughty, according to the forceful mod. Freedom is not appreciated here. I truly expected it on a forum for INTPs.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: Face&AllKnowingCow 3

What does the Buddy List do anyways?

We have been naughty, I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that we had gotten a warning!
I guess we can respect authority a little, it was funny today but if everybody did it this forum would go down the drain.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Hey this is the Oubliette, your not supposed to be enjoying it.

Anyway, what did you guys do to get sent here?
Note: I'm just visiting.

 

[Cegorach]

*A shriveled greasy figure slinks from the shadows*

Are you here to steal my preeeccciouus?!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

You call that precious?

 

[Cegorach]

I call it whatever it wants to be called!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant opens his hand and the ring zips off AKCow's finger and into Cognisant's grasp*
Tis mine now cretin.

*Cognisant's hand tight fist, much to his surprise*
What the hell? Oh right, the magnet.

*Cognisant tries to open his hand... tries again... ends up with his other hand stuck to it*
I seem to be having technical difficulties. Bloody unpredictable magic.

 

[Cegorach]

*jumps on Cogs back searching for the damn power button*

I'LL SAVE YOU MY PREEECIOOUS!!!!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Why would I have an external power switch you moron?

*Cognisant tries to knock AKCow off his back but only succeeds in getting his magnatised hands stuck to his forehead*
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS THING

 

[Cegorach]

*Stares at the Robot for a couple of seconds, runs and gets a twister mat*

Right hand green!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Hearing it's master's call the ring drags Cognisant to the twister mat*
YOU TWISTED LITTLE BASTERD

 

[Cegorach]

*A repulsive grin flashes across the twisted creatures face*

Perhaps we can make a deal. Tell me how to get out of here if you don't want to become my "plaything"!

*The creature points one crooked finger to a twisted pile of Robo-twits*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

NEV-AR!

 

[Cegorach]

I wasn't aware Robots were so morally aware...

*A rasping giggle escapes from between the creatures cracked lips*

I'm starting to wonder if you are one at all.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant looks at AKCow and matches his gleeful voice, exactly*
Heuristics & morals serve similar purposes, but function differently.
You don't want to get the two confused.

 

[Cegorach]

You must have came down here for some reason.

*Suddenly the creature bounds towards the robot intently*

That's a beautiful voice you have there. Wanna start a band?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

You like techno?