The Impressive Rectum Skills Club

[Minuend]

Banned from ever making loyal bands of warmth and cosiness, left to wander isolated from each other, lost and confused. Such is our fate as Kuu ripped the very core of our being. Yes, you know of what I speak; our clubs. Our magnificent clubs. Woe, will I ever sip fine tea in the presence of like-minded individuals. Will I ever share my intellectual taste for hatred?

*Hits table*

I hereby create this sanctuary for all you noble WoMan who are alone and depersonalised. I suggest we send white powdered filled letters to the government of Kuu, and thus while he is busy radiating it, we shall climb up the back wall, wearing our finest ninja costumes, and there...

all shall be hell.

 

[Cognisant]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

You dare oppose Kuu?

Okay I'm in, and totally not a spy btw.

 

[Minuend]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

You might have impressive rectum muscle skills, but I am not fooled tat easily!

Nor you or any tentacle infused shenanigans will ever be able to stop the WWMCSCC!!

*Throws ninja bombs*

 

[Cognisant]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

*eats ninja bombs and lifts off like the space shuttle*

Team Robot is blasting off agaaaaaain.

 

[cheese]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

"Impressive rectum skills" - such greatness dormant in such a simple phrase...

If only I had power over the internet. But no one likes a forced meme.

 

[cheese]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

I request the opening of the Impressive Rectum Skills Club.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Re: The We Who Miss the Club Section Club Club

Am I invited or do I need to demonstrate impressive rectum skills first?

 

[Kuu]

 

[Minuend]

*Sighs*

I thought that equipment would be left to rest back in the closet for a while.

Oh well

*Throws out fine china, top hats and maturity*

*Brings forth lube, Cog's underwear and firecrackers*

 

[Fukyo]

I hereby create this sanctuary for all you noble WoMan who are alone and depersonalised. I suggest we send white powdered filled letters to the government of Kuu, and thus while he is busy radiating it, we shall climb up the back wall, wearing our finest ninja costumes, and there...

all shall be hell.

oh, I get it.


Kuu

 

[xbox]

I like this thread.

 

[Lostwitheal]

This thread certainly brightened up my Monday morning.

*Throws out fine china, top hats and maturity*

*Brings forth lube, Cog's underwear and firecrackers*

This should have been done a long time ago.

Also, since it's for Cog, I suggest using a mixture of Swarfega and iron filings as lube.

 

[cheese]

I'm just....glowing with pride here. (imagine the latter superimposed on the former) And something else as well.

 

[Cognisant]

Takes the Swarfega off lostwitheal and give it to Minnie, after touching my underpants she's going to need it.

Takes the lube off Minnie, notices that it's water based and throws it away.
I have zero words for you: WD-40

Takes iron filings and firecrackers *combines* to create: frag grenade.
Throws it at Fukyo in the name of Kuu.

Vegard fight for the glory of Kuu and you'll be, um, rewarded, or something.
In the afterlife

 

[Minuend]

Holy banana trees what have you done to my thread

If I was not such an attention whore, I'd be all golf balling you right now !

 

[Lostwitheal]

Holy banana trees what have you done to my thread

If I was not such an attention whore, I'd be all golf balling you right now !

You're welcome