here is mine. he's called the Schizotype Sloth or the Tectonic Truism
Backfire effect – when people react to disconfirming evidence by strengthening their beliefs.[15]
Clustering illusion – the tendency to over-expect small runs, streaks, or clusters in large samples of random data (that is, seeing phantom patterns).[10]
Essentialism – categorizing people and things according to their essential nature, in spite of variations.[33]
Hindsight bias – sometimes called the "I-knew-it-all-along" effect, the tendency to see past events as being predictable[41] at the time those events happened.
Omission bias – the tendency to judge harmful actions as worse, or less moral, than equally harmful omissions (inactions).[53]