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I never said that using them as anal sex toys was a good decision. And this will lead to another case. -Duxwing

Your role at that funeral is whatever you want it to be. Hug his coffin, spit on his grave, make a song, or whatever you choose; don't let their expectations make you feel compelled to act in a certain way. After all, it's not like he'll care. Oh, that's interesting. I never knew that you...

Indeed, point well made. -Duxwing

Wow, that's a pretty good tale. I'm glad that you're able to connect with people more. :) -Duxwing

*Nods quietly* *Bows head* Forgive me, I had thought that your childhood troubles had (literally) become a distant memory of a far-off land. But, as you say, you're still bothered by them. As for the "ugliness" of your father's funeral, what will make it so? I have an inkling of why, but...

My report fulfilled everything that was asked of it: it showed whether Popsicles are available or not. I was not tasked with, nor given authority over, safety precautions, and if I had been, I certainly would not have allowed the other committee members to use them as anal sex toys. And I...

Duxwing's Claim: I was asked to produce a report on the availability of Popsicles, which I did. No-one informed of, nor could I have reasonably anticipated, the explosive properties of the defective units. -Duxwing

*chuckles while reading this* :) -Duxwing

Are you sure that they're girls? :D -Duxwing

Jennywocky *cringes* Yikes! I hope that nothing from that period bothers you anymore. Not to make a mean contrast, but I have an INXP dad and an ISXJ mom, and they're married quite happily (they're adorable!) and their lives haven't caused any external disturbances other than the occasional...

Why? By lashing out at me for giving you a simple compliment, you have made your problem my business. So, like I said before, either step up (and debate) or step off (stop lashing out). -Duxwing

Could you explain that a bit better? -Duxwing

And here begins the ad hominem *sigh* *facepalm* I'm an INTP on a forum. What did you expect? Red herring. I gave you a compliment, and you re-interpreted it as "validation" that you needed to ignore in order to focus on the more important kind. It was a compliment, and nothing more. You...

*jaw drops* This is just like the HUD from a video game! And I've seen this concept in fiction, but to see it become reality... sweet mother of baby seals, Google Glass is amazing. Now, if they could just integrate a thought reading device to make queries automatic. Oh, but wait, won't there...

I must ask: are you posting while under the influence of drugs? I cannot understand your ideas in any logical way, and you seem to have delusions, the existence of which points toward hallucinogens or extreme "upper" use. -Duxwing

'Where it's been' is inferred from context. -Duxwing

Note my use of the participle tense: I'm no longer touching it, but I once did. -Duxwing

Uh-oh. Do you think that he offed himself? -Duxwing

[NOTE: This story is not only a work in progress, but a pilot episode for what I hope to be a series of stories, so expect retroactive continuity changes in response to reader input.] The more realistic, the better, but I can't anticipate every detail, and their gear is quite high-end (Daniela...

Ah, but if you re-read my post, you'll notice that I was replying to GodOfOrder. -Duxwing

I'm not touching that stick after where it's been. Indeed, I hurled it into the incinerator that Cog built. -Duxwing

I've revised the story extensively, completely rewriting some sections and adding imagery in others. I even added a motif!

That's surprising and disturbing. -Duxwing

I didn't mean to be a grammar nazi; rather, I meant to point out the possibility for humor in re-interpreting that sentence. I did a poor job, though, for now you are frustrated. *huge, overly dramatic sigh, putting back of hand on forehead and leaning way back* Oh, I'm so misunderstood! :D...

The ESFJ's I know make me want to put an ice-pick in someone's head: either theirs or mine. I salute your capacity to tolerate them, sir, but I cannot find the same "chemistry" with people who are so different, and so concrete, and so emotional... again, I reference the ice-pick. -Duxwing

Hahahaha! -Duxwing

That's amazing! I don't think that you mean "shear" though. -Duxwing

Oops! -Duxwing

Uh-huh, and what does that have to do with me thanking you for advice? I complimented your advice, and you suddenly flipped into "I don't need your validation" mode; this sort of behavior (not saying that it's good or bad, it's just a term) is called a Freudian Slip. In a Freudian Slip...

I'd choose option number four because it's Awesome, Yet Practical. -Duxwing

I know that you're all emotionally screwed up because life didn't treat you well, but your past suffering does not justify taking your insecurities out on others. If I ever held any doubts regarding my suspicion that you are overcompensating for prior feelings of powerlessness, then the...

A bit of effort usually lets me translate the thought into understandable terms because the "elegant thought" is usually the solution to a mathematical or logical problem; conversely, I rarely, if ever, receive incomprehensible insights. If I were to be unable to express my knowledge, then I...

One way to integrate your inferior Fe is to find someone who is sad and then make them feel a bit better. For example, if you were to happen upon a little boy who is crying and apparently alone, then you'd react to your Fe's urge to help him by using your Ti, Ne, and Si to find a solution to...

Understood. Do tell me your impression of them, though; you sound like the kind of person who could offer some interesting (or at least humorous) insight into my former self. -Duxwing

Interesting, care to elaborate on why? :) -Duxwing

Wow, that's amazing! And which character do you envision yourself as? -Duxwing

Did you just step out of a Peanuts strip? You sound just like Schroeder. :) -Duxwing

Re: What would you want someone to say to you if you were dying? Oh schmuck. :facepalm: Sorry BAP. -Duxwing

You have more than one sousaphona dentata? O_o Geez Jenny, you must be huge at parties. As for the pun: Hahahaha! That's dark! Oh, and as a matter of curiosity, did you read my posts in my old forum? You know, the ones that I linked to you after you said, "Hot diggity! You must have had...

You still have toesies? I had figured that your Sousaphona dentata would've bitten them off by now. :D As for the lurid puns, I'm all ears. -Duxwing

Re: What would you want someone to say to you if you were dying? I'd laugh, but I genuinely think that BAP is grieving. Posting a response to a permabanned forum member is highly illogical, and given the Ti-core of the INTP psyche, would only be done for illogical reasons; a perfectly...

As I mentioned in that thread, are you feeling OK? Losing a longtime forum peer can be tough, but talking to him isn't going to bring him back. PM me if his passing is bothering you. As for the discussion on warnings, I'm glad to have been of service. :) -Duxwing

Post more of them! Let's see if we can delve into the Feeling-Sensing side of the INTP mind. -Duxwing

Hehehe! Good one! As for the insight, I suppose that one can always warm one's feet by the fire of a burning corpse. ^_^ -Duxwing

Re: What would you want someone to say to you if you were dying? *Walks over to BAP and puts a hand on his shoulder, a concerned look on his face* BAP, I know that you miss Da Blob, but he's been permabanned for two days now: He can't hear you. Do you want me to write him a eulogy? -Duxwing

Don't worry about sounding like a troll; you don't. :) You just need to separate your intuition from what the definition of time is: the rate of change. -Duxwing

Dear Forum, Some experiences, whether they are religious, artistic, or some peculiar other sort, can cause us to be moved-- to tears, to goosebumps, or even to raucous joy. I'll post an example: While playing Kerbal Space Program a few days ago, I had just docked an engine of an...

I think that you're just trying to justify calling it infinite at this point. -Duxwing

You brought logic down on scorpiomover's head like a hammer... or should I say, maul: http://youtu.be/A0Q8Onh-NPg?t=6m35s -Duxwing

Time is linear by definition, and it can either have an endpoint at its beginning and be infinitely long, or have two endpoints. Since time is a measure of change, and energy (and therefore change) is quantum, I suspect that the universe will eventually experience complete entropy: the end of...