Best/Most fun insults you know?

[SnowCone]

After hearing "Sexually aggressive racist homophobe misogynsitic cowardly illiterate waste of human skin" in a song, I started wondering what other interesting insults there are.

So, what are the best, or at least most creative, insults that you guys know?

 

[Cognisant]

Go hug a tree hippie it's the only hard wood you'll get.

 

[Hadoblado]

If every village idiot in the world were to gather in the one place and form a village, you would still be the village idiot.