Hello, from my soon-to-be-watery grave

[Nerd.]

So I've decided that after work tomorrow, I shall meet my doom. I will go out to where the rocky shore meets the ocean. A place that produces crashing waves on calm days. I will watch the storm. Unless it's road-blocked. I'll call the Plan A. Plan B involves a fetal position.

 

[The Gopher]

funny it says you are A Threat From The Sea Champion! under your avater.

 

[IfloatTHRUlife]

can i push someone in the water, i feel left out T_T

and keep the damn birds away from me.... they stole my cookies...

PISS OFF BIRD

AHHHHH

 

[AlisaD]

So I've decided that after work tomorrow, I shall meet my doom. I will go out to where the rocky shore meets the ocean. A place that produces crashing waves on calm days. I will watch the storm. Unless it's road-blocked. I'll call the Plan A. Plan B involves a fetal position.

You are a bad influence on the kiddies, but I still hope you survive, there are few things in this world that are as good as bad influence.

So, best of luck, Evil One.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Well I'm going through the hurricane right now and I still have internet connection. It's a sissy storm.

If you really want to meet your doom Nerd., I suggest you take a short rope and cinder block to the shore with you.

 

[Nerd.]

I went to the shore. Nothing happened. The storm isn't here yet. I went home. I'm baking cookies.

IfloatTHRUlife, I'm sure Gopher wouldn't mind another swim. Also, there are several who have remained assault-free. Should these options prove unappealing: another innocent by-stander. They make great test subjects.

 

[The Gopher]

Innocent by-stander, Innocent by-stander, Innocent by-stander,Innocent by-stander please!

 

[Nerd.]

You know you want someone to push you in. Standing by the edge looking all innocent.

*SHOVE*

There. You have been made an innocent by-stander.

 

[The Gopher]

*blub me blub innocent climbs out*

hey whats that up there *shove*

 

[Nerd.]

No fair!

I'm conducting the research!

*pathetically flops around in the water until I reach the edge*
*gets out*
*grabs my "evil" sign*
*proceeds to chase and beat Gopher with it*

*whack* You *whack* got *whack* my *whack* papers *whack* wet! *WHACK*

Furry little bastard.

 

[The Gopher]

*goes underground and hides*

 

[Nerd.]

Well I'm going through the hurricane right now and I still have internet connection. It's a sissy storm.

Seriously. This was the historic event, the storm to finally hit hard in the north? I've been in worse rainstorms. They're called April Showers. Anyway. Not dead yet.