iNtroduction

[nobutlogic]

Let fly in my general direction your deploring rods laced with feather and steel for projecting Brigg's and Myer's capital N onto that unsuspecting title box's content from which your eyes were just assaulted. Or not. Maybe you liked it. I hope you did (you didn't, didn't you? aweh.) My name's cigoltubon (not really), nice to meet you all (really) !

I considered deleting 86% of what I just typed above, but I'm holding strong. As I type on, I am now tempted to delete every, .. last ., . letter ,.,,. (didn't know how to dramatize that correctly with bold/italics/appropriate ellipses, so I did that, okayy) BUT, I will persevere. Ctrl-A, Backspace, and it's all over. You could do it. It'd be so easy. Two steps, no regrets (I wish that rhymed). No, that's not why you're here. BUT IT'S SO HARD. How do people DO THIS? It's insane. I can't do it. I'm sorry, I'm deleting it al--SNAP OUT OF IT CIGOLTUBON *self-slaps the shit out of myself* I'm back.

Okay, this is an introduction. I guess I should introduce something. INTRODUCING MY CAT:



I never really named him, but we (family and I) call him Meow Meow/Satan. He bites. By my estimates, he's consumed several hundred grams of my family's flesh to date, (mostly mine of course, since I love him), and he's only 1! I know, right? He's the best. You think the same. His adoption is my greatest achievement yet.

I think I intro'd wrong. I'm sorry. I like cheese. Is that intro-material? I'll just run now. Wait, no. I'll walk, briskly.

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Do you worship your Satan?

Welcome.

edit:That's a lot of edits this thread has undergone already

 

[nobutlogic]

Every morning.

Oh, I kept finding commas to add in. Or did I delete 86% of the original first paragraph? We'll never know.

 

[onesteptwostep]

He could easily be an AI animekitty built. Reprogramming and remaking itself to become more and more superior.



What types of cheeses are you into? Are you one of those wine types of people?

Welcome to the forum~

 

[nobutlogic]

I am real! (idk why, but this reminded me of Sherlock, (the last line))

Sherlock: You can't just break into my flat.
Lestrade: Well you can't withhold evidence. And I didn't break in to your flat.
Sherlock: Well what do you call this then?
Lestrade: It's a drugs bust.
Sherlock: I'm not your sniffer dog.
Lestrade: No, Anderson's my sniffer dog.
Sherlock: What? Anderson, what are you doing here on a drugs bust?
Anderson: Oh I volunteered.
Lestrade: They all did. They're not strictly speaking on the drug squad, but they're very keen.
Sherlock: So you set up a pretend drugs bust to bully me?
Lestrade: It stops being pretend if they find anything.
Sherlock: I am clean!

Oh, any cheese. Any cheese that taste good with crackers. Not swiss cheese, though. Or the cheese I had in Mexico. Never try that. Also never think that the big container of red sauce labeled "catsup" is salsa, because it's really ketchup, and people will make fun of you, for years, and years.

 

[SolarCycler]

I need some Satan in my life, is your cat for sale?

I hope you can calm down with that editing, just remove the bits that will self-incriminate yourself. No need to get the FBI/Interpol scraping this site for suspects. I'm just saying this for your behalf, I couldn't possibly even dream of having something to delete.

 

[nobutlogic]

I need some Satan in my life, is your cat for sale?

I hope you can calm down with that editing, just remove the bits that will self-incriminate yourself. No need to get the FBI/Interpol scraping this site for suspects. I'm just saying this for your behalf, I couldn't possibly even dream of having something to delete.

Oh, editing = bad? Forum moderators don't like? I will resist in the future if the case is such.

 

[nobutlogic]

He's not for sale. However, if you could clone him, you could have the clone.

Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk

 

[Rook]

I Like the drugs yer oan Ol:-)


Well Cam To this here forumspace.
Talk, argue, fart, shout and whimper, for here your deepest screams are silent in the void of infinity.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

CIGOLTUBON

How do you pronounce this?

The way it sounds in my head is Sig-ultch-you-bon.

Welcome

 

[nobutlogic]

I like infinite voids. They have no emotionals in them. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's nice. I think I'll stay awhile.

I dunno why, but I first internally pronounced it Sih-Gahl-Tu-Bahn. I like yours better, though.

 

[Hadoblado]

You fit in here almost too well, lurked long?

 

[cheese]

Ne dom. Called it!

 

[nobutlogic]

Oh, I've lurked, everywhere. Here too, of course! But primarily I seek out random articles on random websites concerning MBTI/Inattentive ADHD/Anxiety. I need new hobbies. BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL DINE HERE, in hell, where I belong. My latest fascination is what I'm sure everyone here has read: Post-Apocalyptic Survival Types, stories of each type undergoing post-apocalyptic life, beautifully playing on every vice and virtue of the type. Most of the stories include other-ly-typed side characters, where in turn hilarious type interactions ensue. The INTP(?) author, Anna Moss, is my hero.

INTP:http://oddlydevelopedtypes.com/intp_survival
INTJ:http://oddlydevelopedtypes.com/intj_survival

I included the INTJ one because it's too hilarious for any mortal not to read.

NE dom is life, how unfortunately confusing for the non-Ne-ers peering in. Mine's been heavily repressed, so expect minorly extreme, totally healthy outbursts of sociopathic digressions on the daily.

Also, as long as I'm here, Anna Moss wrote an INTP eBook, and if you haven't read it, I suggest it.

http://oddlydevelopedtypes.com/content/book-devoted-intps

Click on "get your copy" to procure the package. If poor like me, put in $0.00 and you'll get the book free.