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Sexiness and the Self

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Jchazard

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Sexiness. How can we describe it? It's basically the quality of having a member of the opposite sex wanting to fuck your brains out. One might ask, how does this apply to me? Well basically, the sexier you are, the more girls you get to fuck. So who doesn't want to be sexy? The trick is finding out if you really are or not.

Take it from me. I am what is considered sexuality incarnate. What makes me sexy? Perhaps a better question might be what doesn't make me sexy? The truth is, girls love everything about me. They really do want to fuck my brains out, and the feeling is mutual.

How does one achieve this level of desirability? One is simply born into it. As with me. I am sexy. It is simply fact. It can't be argued. You can try if you dare, but in the end your attemps will be laid waste once you realize just how sexy I truly am. You may want to think twice before posting. Do you really want to? Do you really feel you can sustain such a level of sexiness as I have to be able to respond? Consider your self and your sexuality before posting.

PS: You should feel self-concious.
 

EyeSeeCold

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I thought the title was a good start, very academic.
 

Mary

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BUAHAHA

If I met someone who talked like that in real life, and they were srs, I would smack them upside the head.
I hate obnoxious boys.
(The ones who say it jokingly, however, have my eternal love. Sarcasm = <3)
 

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Def of unsexiness. Posting how sexy you are on an internet forum.
 

SpaceYeti

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If I met someone who talked like that in real life, and they were srs, I would smack them upside the head.
I hate obnoxious boys.
(The ones who say it jokingly, however, have my eternal love. Sarcasm = <3)
I BS that I'm a sexy machine of sexiness all the time!
 
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