WISP AND CAKE AND OLD AGE!?

[Melkor]

...because Wisp is so awesome, he warrants his own thread.. I'm a little late,but theres no reason we can't celebrate tomorrow also! I mean, one year closer to Wisps eternal departure? That is good news!! I present to you oh foggy one, a ten foot jam and jellybean lined CAKE, with the other forum members sandwiched inside!! Also... I'm giving away free hugs for the next NEVER!!HA-HA-HA-HA FOOLS!!

 

[Melkor]

Oh yes... and don't get too fat off that cake, its very unhealthy...

 

[Fukyo]

*Takes a piece of the cake and sits in the corner watching Melkor talking to himself and laughing*

 

[Melkor]

Sorry dear, you're in the cake, you give it a little exotic kick... Lor gives it a TARTy aftertaste....Hrm...the sugar and chocky bits go down well... cheese...not so much... and don't forget face, the fairy cake, and Cog, the diversely sentient hotpressed icing...

 

[Fukyo]

I'm eating myself?!

 

[Melkor]

delightful,no? Now stop posting, I'm awaiting birthday endearments!!

 

[Sugarpop]

I hereby recognize Wisp's birthday as such.

 

[saffyangelis]

I already posted in the birthday thread, but I might aswell post here too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISP!!!

(Here's hoping you get a nicer cake in real life than Melkor's cake here)

 

[Fukyo]

You can't forbid me to post.


Happy birthday Wisp!

 

[loveofreason]

Now "diversely sentient hotpressed icing" has a lot of potential...

I guess you're 17 now Wisp... makes you one of the frail old aged as far as things go around here...

In fact... I'm going to introduce compulsory euthanasia for all members on their 18th birthday...

(that's not retro-active of course - all of us who have made it past that milestone shall live on as rather foolish and senile gods... except Cog. I have a contract on Cog.)

 

[The Fury]

I was worried there for a second, I'm 2mumblesixmumle years young. Don't worry Lor, you ever try to take me out I'll make sure you accompany me to my grave.

 

[loveofreason]

I would welcome the company dear friend.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

(that's not retro-active of course - all of us who have made it past that milestone shall live on as rather foolish and senile gods... except Cog. I have a contract on Cog.)

LOL, WTF?

except Cog. I have a contract on Cog

Oh man that was funny. Happy Birthday Wisp.

 

[Melkor]

Can I keep peices of Cog when you disembowel him?

I have such an empty space on my fireplace....

 

[loveofreason]

Sure, if you promise to use those pieces only for keeping long stemmed roses, or disgusting half-heart-locket thingies, or pictures of beloveds or locks of hair or love letters or.... sheeeshhhh... any other soppy romantic thing that would make his soul scream in hell.... if he had one....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Thank Turing for the internet, my mind will always be free.

 

[Melkor]

......and, while on the internet, I'll be as soppy as possibly, so that my darling little cognisant always knows how much I love his smutty little appendages!



ick..this is painful...

 

[loveofreason]

I hope Wisp enjoys this....

 

[Melkor]

He might just kill himself.

 

[saffyangelis]

With Laughter?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

That too.

 

[Da Blob]

Now "diversely sentient hotpressed icing" has a lot of potential...

I guess you're 17 now Wisp... makes you one of the frail old aged as far as things go around here...

In fact... I'm going to introduce compulsory euthanasia for all members on their 18th birthday...

(that's not retro-active of course - all of us who have made it past that milestone shall live on as rather foolish and senile gods... except Cog. I have a contract on Cog.)

But what about us real foolish and senile gods that haunt this forum?

BTW Happy Birthday, Wisp, Becoming an adult really is not the hell it is described to be...at least, not in most cases...

 

[cheese]

Melly:
Hrm...the sugar and chocky bits go down well... cheese...not so much...

I got down pretty good on you.


Happy birthday Wisp!

 

[Melkor]

Oh..

I walked into that one didn't I?


JUST LIKE YOU WALKED INTO THE WHOREHOUSE!



Ergghhh..okay you win..


SO..wisp has finally caught up with me then?

 

[cheese]

That was a sprint, you confuser of athletic terms!

 

[Melkor]

I'm no athlete, surely you knew that on account of....nevermind!

 

[Kianara]

I love how Wisp has not actually shown up here.

 

[saffyangelis]

Kia! You can drag him here!

Go round to his house, and force him onto the computer and look at this!

(Well, he might already be on the computer, but still...)

 

[Melkor]

I love how Wisp has not actually shown up here.

My thoughts exactly!! Have you been reading my thoughts? Did you see the dirty ones? Did you like?

 

[cheese]

I bet she saw the playback of last night


Do you want EVERYONE to know how unfit you are?