Hello Weirdos

[Maxime]

I just found this forum and reading just 3 posts made me register. These people are funny as hell.

I'm pretty sure I'm an intp. It really depends on my mood. Which is the case for everyone I believe. Life is not black and white, your personality is no exception. It changes from day to day. I keep getting back to intp though, and every intp person I see on the internet makes me feel like I finally found my people.

The next part is way too long. Sorry, not sorry.

If you want to know more about me, read on (beware of some stereotypes here):
- 28 yo woman from the Netherlands
- Web and software dev in the making
- Anti social with suprise surprise... social anxiety and depression (don't worry, I don't focus of shit like that too much)
- Amateur powerlifter
- When I tell you I'm right, I'm right. I know when I'm right, otherwise I wouldn't be that convinced
- I will show you with my google skills how right I am
- I'm very confident, but very insecure
- I hate people, but I love people (especially the fucked up ones)
- I love animals
- I'm a perfectionist, which makes me procrastinate everything, because it's never good enough, so why bother?
- I'm a bit obsessive when I do get into something
- I love being outside on sunday mornings and in the dark...the quiet hours
- I'm a messy person
- I like the idea of being organized
- But I can't seem to get my shit together like that
- I looooooove to plan, like really really plan all the things
- I just don't follow through on most things
- I guess I just like to get all the stuff out of my head onto paper to gain some clarity
- I am pretty sarcastic and appreciate dark humor
- For instance if you can't appreciate the following, we probably won't ever truly laugh together: What really brings out the child in me? ........A miscarriage
- That's not even that bad
- This list is too long
- But I'll just keep going...Hi you.. say hi!
- Back to me
- I am a big fan of trying to keep improving life and not accepting shit for what it is
- I don't understand the world and our society
- It all seems so simple, why are people this shitty?
- That's part of the reason why I probably don't want any children
- If and when I decide to have children, they will be foster children
- Adopt animals from the shelter, there are too many already!
- Shouldn't this also be the thing people say to people who want kids?
- I love the song I'm gonna be (aka 500 miles) from the Proclaimers, and yes How I met your mother made me love it.
- I watch all the seasons of How I met your mother at least once a year
- I've never watched Star Wars or Harry Potter and I probably never will. Unless I really love someone who really really wants to watch it together
- I planned on keeping this thing short, but I just couldn't. Story of my life.
- I have trouble explaining things. I just can't seem to form proper sentences when I try to explain things. Or people just don't get it.
- This goes both ways, I don't really understand people half the time.
- I have 2 cats
- The end

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

I deem this a very strong entry

 

[QuickTwist]

You are delightful.

Welcome to the forum.

 

[Happy]

Things I related to strongly in your post shown in BOLD within spoiler below.

Spoiler

If you want to know more about me, read on (beware of some stereotypes here):
- 28 yo woman from the Netherlands
- Web and software dev in the making
- Anti social with suprise surprise... social anxiety and depression (don't worry, I don't focus of shit like that too much)
- Amateur powerlifter
- When I tell you I'm right, I'm right. I know when I'm right, otherwise I wouldn't be that convinced
- I will show you with my google skills how right I am
- I'm very confident, but very insecure
- I hate people, but I love people (especially the fucked up ones)
- I love animals
- I'm a perfectionist, which makes me procrastinate everything, because it's never good enough, so why bother?
- I'm a bit obsessive when I do get into something
- I love being outside on sunday mornings and in the dark...the quiet hours
- I'm a messy person
- I like the idea of being organized
- But I can't seem to get my shit together like that
- I looooooove to plan, like really really plan all the things
- I just don't follow through on most things
- I guess I just like to get all the stuff out of my head onto paper to gain some clarity
- I am pretty sarcastic and appreciate dark humor
- For instance if you can't appreciate the following, we probably won't ever truly laugh together: What really brings out the child in me? ........A miscarriage
- That's not even that bad
- This list is too long
- But I'll just keep going...Hi you.. say hi!
- Back to me
- I am a big fan of trying to keep improving life and not accepting shit for what it is
- I don't understand the world and our society
- It all seems so simple, why are people this shitty?
- That's part of the reason why I probably don't want any children
- If and when I decide to have children, they will be foster children
- Adopt animals from the shelter, there are too many already!
- Shouldn't this also be the thing people say to people who want kids?
- I love the song I'm gonna be (aka 500 miles) from the Proclaimers, and yes How I met your mother made me love it.
- I watch all the seasons of How I met your mother at least once a year
- I've never watched Star Wars or Harry Potter and I probably never will. Unless I really love someone who really really wants to watch it together
- I planned on keeping this thing short, but I just couldn't. Story of my life.
- I have trouble explaining things. I just can't seem to form proper sentences when I try to explain things. Or people just don't get it.
- This goes both ways, I don't really understand people half the time.
- I have 2 cats
- The end

Welcome. You will belong here

 

[QuickTwist]

I can almost see a catfight already.

 

[Jennywocky]

Whose posts did she cheat off of to write this?
...Fine, she advances to Round 2.

I just read this joke online but I don't know if it has any bearing:
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Spoiler: answer

A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

...I'm not even blonde at the moment, and it would confuse the hell out of me too.

 

[Maxime]

Thanks all!

Things I related to strongly in your post shown in BOLD within spoiler below.
Welcome. You will belong here

This proves I'm in the right place

I can almost see a catfight already.

Gotta love a good catfight, I'll start training my cats.

 

[Maxime]

Whose posts did she cheat off of to write this?
...Fine, she advances to Round 2.

I just read this joke online but I don't know if it has any bearing:
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Spoiler: answer

A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

...I'm not even blonde at the moment, and it would confuse the hell out of me too.

sssh don't spoil the secret!

That joke fits my avatar

 

[redbaron]

it took 3 posts for you to register

but it only took 3 bullet points to bore me

glad to have u

(3 bullet points is a long time to keep my attention)

 

[Kuu]

That's a lengthy list but what people really want to know is: Are you a card carrying villain? And is science fiction better than fantasy? And what brought you to this dark castle?

 

[Maxime]

it took 3 posts for you to register

but it only took 3 bullet points to bore me

glad to have u

(3 bullet points is a long time to keep my attention)

That's a lengthy list but what people really want to know is: Are you a card carrying villain? What the fuck does that mean? I guess not. And is science fiction better than fantasy? Not necessarily, but most of the time it is. And what brought you to this dark castle? People I find interesting and I want to learn more about intp/mbti.

 

[redbaron]

i read 3 more bullet points

just letting u know

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Greetings and welcome.

This is a card carrying villain.

 

[washti]

- I've never watched Star Wars or Harry Potter and I probably never will. Unless I really love someone who really really wants to watch it together

Hm. Why? That's kind of sad. And hi. Maybe we can find common ground somewhere else.

 

[Ex-User (8886)]

Hi weirdo, everyone here have some mental problems XD

Glad to see new face btw

 

[QuickTwist]

Hi weirdo, everyone here have some mental problems XD

Glad to see new face btw

Not exactly true, but I can see how you would say that.

 

[Maxime]

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Let's see what's happening here...

i read 3 more bullet points

just letting u know

Good to know

Greetings and welcome.

Thanks...I am very annoyed by how easily I got sucked into that

Hm. Why? That's kind of sad. And hi. Maybe we can find common ground somewhere else.

I just feel a lot of resistance when it comes to those movies. Not sad at all! Hi...common ground..yes, maybe. Pizza! I forgot pizza, if you don't like pizza, you're dead to me.

Hi weirdo, everyone here have some mental problems XD

Glad to see new face btw

Everyone has

 

[Maxime]

Can't reply to links apparently

 

[redbaron]

the new star wars movies suck, the old new ones suck, the originals are pretty good

harry potter is pretty decent although the first 2 movies are the weakest of the series strangely enough. it gets much better as you progress

 

[QuickTwist]

I like that you don't take life too seriously, OP. Noting sig.

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

Did Harry Potter ever end up boning that chick? I only saw the first movie.

 

[kora]

Harry Potter books are awesome. I only like 3rd movie really.

Spoiler: HP romance spoiler

@Serac Ewwww they are 12 and that is Hermione she gets with Ron the ginger and Harry ends up with Ron's sister, Ginny, also Ginger.

(Hi Maxime)

 

[Jennywocky]

Did Harry Potter ever end up boning that chick? I only saw the first movie.

Yeah, although it's McGonagall who makes the first move and ushers young Harry into a world of pure in-copulation.

Or was that the "Bible as Lit" teacher in Alabama? I always get those mixed up.

harry potter is pretty decent although the first 2 movies are the weakest of the series strangely enough. it gets much better as you progress

That's because Chris Columbus (the Home Alone director) directed them. Meh.
I like 3, and 6-8... and the end of 4 is pretty badass. But they're all better than the first two.

 

[QuickTwist]

I watched PART of the second movie and I said I wouldn't watch another one.

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

Spoiler: HP romance spoiler

@Serac Ewwww they are 12 and that is Hermione she gets with Ron the ginger and Harry ends up with Ron's sister, Ginny, also Ginger.

I see. It's a good underdog story I suppose

Come to think of it, the whole HP franchise is a pretty good underdog story. Some kid growing up in a working-class UK home with a fat-ass mother and then going full Wizard - it's inspiring stuff.

 

[Black Rose]

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_607:_Faster_than_a_Speeding_Weirdo