Free food

[walfin]

Free food rocks.

I got a free lunch today.

Who said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch?

Brunch munch lunch.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I had to pay for my lunch today

I have to pay for tomorrow's too

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I usually get two free pizzas a week, free beer once every other week, and an eclectic mix of random things others don't finish eating and leave in the dining area.

That's right. Bask in my awesomeness.

 

[eagor]

I usually get two free pizzas a week, free beer once every other week, and an eclectic mix of random things others don't finish eating and leave in the dining area.

That's right. Bask in my awesomeness.

lucky duck

 

[Reluctantly]

I found a cockroach today.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Did you eat it?

 

[Mello]

I've never had to pay for anything with my own money during my entire lifetime.

Beat that:

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I found a cockroach today.

What kind/species?

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I've never had to pay for anything with my own money during my entire lifetime.

Beat that:

That's because you're like... 12.

 

[Architect]

In my experience free food usually isn't worth it.

 

[Reluctantly]

Did you eat it?

No, LOL.

I wish I had the constitution to eat one. I don't think I could stomach it without throwing up.

 

[Reluctantly]

What kind/species?

The big, well fed, quickly moving kind that lives in Florida and dies when I drown it in a pool of raid.

 

[Pizzabeak]

It's me dude, I know you love me like free food

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I wish I had the constitution to eat one. I don't think I could stomach it without throwing up.

I'd think that they'd be at least somewhat tolerable without the legs.

 

[Reluctantly]

^ Yeah, but like that isn't the problem. It's how they are crunchy and how it will still move around in your mouth while you chew it apart and the fact that they go in disgusting places. Who knows what nasty stuff you are eating along with it. YUCK

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Maybe boil it first then? Although, in most cases, if you've descended to the level of eating cockroaches you've most likely lost any access to heat and water that you may have had.

 

[walfin]

Cockroaches make great tea.

In some cultures, cockroaches are praised for their nutritional value. The Greeks and Egyptians used ground or boiled cockroaches for medicinal purposes, and even some New Orleans cultures used boiled cockroach tea as a medicinal remedy.