I embellished it.Cog;
I laughed, paused to consider the morbidity, then snickered for a few seconds.
Well played, sir. Was that your own creation?
A brunette sees a blond walking along one rail of a railway, making chugga-chugga motions with her arms (y'know pretending to be a train) and shouting over and over "24, 24, 24-" etc.
Well the brunette ponders this for a moment, it's the strangest thing she has ever seen but she figures blonds do have more fun, at least so they say, so out of curiosity the brunette joins her and discovers that, silly as it is, this activity is actually kind of fun.
The blond suddenly leaps of the railroad.
A train zooms past, obliterating the brunette like Charlie Sheen's acting career, blood, guts, gore and limbs go flying everywhere. After which the blond gets back on the rails and continues on her merry way, pumping her chugga-chugga arms, shouting "25, 25, 25-" etc.
Ya wanna derail this thread? Okay. Then make a list of threads which are not allowed to be threads on this Forum. After you've made this list, I dare you to pick one and begin a thread with it. You may not live long enough to begin another. So what to do? Do you want to give in to this dare against your better judgment? My advice not to do it. I dare you.
Why? So people think you're a pansy?Must
Resist
Dare
Why? So people think you're a pansy?
Yes, I have to keep my image. If I can't be a pansy I don't want to live.
why did that make me think of My Little Pony
Well a pansy is a flower, and you're not, so you fail!Yes, I have to keep my image. If I can't be a pansy I don't want to live.
Well a pansy is a flower, and you're not, so you fail!
Well a pansy is a flower, and you're not, so you fail!
well that explains a lot...
Nope.I could be a genetically mutated pansy sent to kick you in the nuts.
I could be a genetically mutated pansy sent to kick you in the nuts.
...... But.....*slumps shoulders in defeat*Nope.
and we shall dub thee, 'allegorical" .. or Monsanto... take your pick ;P
Who, me?
No.