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[stig]

Just sticking a toe in the water, not sure I should bother. If the water feels right, I might stay for the night. I once made my home in a pond over yonder, but I cast a spell on the king, and was cast out to wander. "A witch!" the king cried, and decreed from on high; and so here I am, just saying Hi.

 

[LPolaright]

What... The... Hell...

Hello.

 

[CoryJames]

Hello...James, Cory James. Damn glad to meet you.

 

[stig]

What... The... Hell...

Hello.

True story. :smiley_emoticons_mr

So, hello LPolaright. A little more valid self info for this sort of forum: I tested INTP long ago, and occasionally still do. After obsessing with MBTI for a short while, I decided it was mostly vague bs. But it's fun none the less.

 

[JarNew]

Hi nice poem. I see you're interested in disecting frogs. Glad I'm a human.

Perhaps a good career for you would be a person who works in a morgue.

I agree that myerbriggs is bullshit. But INTPs are interesting, complex people fun to converse with and hear ideas from.

Welcome to the forum lover of amphibians

 

[LPolaright]

If you found MBTI vague you should take a look at this post

You'll fit in well - we're all crazies down here.

 

[Bird]

I love dissection.


I love your avatar.

 

[MacGuffin]

Poor frog.

 

[Lostwitheal]

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[stig]

If I could choose my own job, it would have something to do with working very little for a lot. Vague, I know.

I actually have a thing for amphibians (no, not THAT much of a thing, you dirty bastards!), my OP story and avatar are related, vague only here, and true.

So far, the water doesn't feel too bad. The new threads list doesn't yet have anything that appeals to me much, but I'm willing to give it some time to bejewel me.

Edit: Also, Lostwith... definitely LOL worthy.

 

[Lostwitheal]

Edit: Also, Lostwith... definitely LOL worthy.

Glad you liked it

Welcome to the forum, oh vague reptilian harassing one.

 

[stig]

Glad you liked it

Welcome to the forum, oh vague reptilian harassing one.

Vague - check.
Reptilian?
Harassing?

Frogs would be amphibian, not reptilian. (not harassing, just OCDing)
Harassing might be true subconsciously, but I wouldn't know for sure.

Thanks for the Welcome, Lost and everyone above. Appreciated.

 

[JarNew]

Does that mean my internet is the slowest?

 

[Lostwitheal]

Vague - check.
Reptilian?
Harassing?

Frogs would be amphibian, not reptilian. (not harassing, just OCDing)
Harassing might be true subconsciously, but I wouldn't know for sure.

Yeah, you're right about the whole amphibian thing. My bad.

I'm going to go out on a limb here though and suggest that given the chance, you would harass a reptile with a scalpel.

 

[stig]

Yeah, you're right about the whole amphibian thing. My bad.

I'm going to go out on a limb here though and suggest that given the chance, you would harass a reptile with a scalpel.

If it were already dead, most definitely and done. Also, if I were really hungry, and had not a knife but a scalpel, and little else to eat; most definitely, and done (minus the scalpel)

It's interesting, as much like frogs, they squirm on long after being decapitated and gutted. I find reptiles quite fascinating, and have several of my own. I try not to eat or harass them, though.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Never beheld a better introduction. Welcome.

 

[Melkor]

We have many witches here, so you are more than welcome to join them... We have knights too, but they are dark ones, and more often than not, much too INFJ for their own good.


To welcome you, a succession.

YouTube - Final Fantasy VIII - Succession of Witches [HQ].

 

[TheDrake]

Nice intro stig, and welcome! Don't wait to be bejeweled - bejewel yourself! There's not so much of a stigma attached to that here - baahhah hHAHAHAH HEHAEHGEGRRHGGRGRRGLlglll
--CF

 

[Dormouse]

I hope you take it upon yourself to communicate in rhyme permanently.

 

[crippli]

Hi Stig.

You don't look so good, if the avatar is accurate. Can you still jump?

 

[stig]

Thanks all for the kudos, I feel right at home. I believe I might stay, though the king bids me roam.

I hope you take it upon yourself to communicate in rhyme permanently.

When the mood does strike, as often it will, I'll do as you like, but permanent? No deal.

Hi Stig.

You don't look so good, if the avatar is accurate. Can you still jump?

The frog's been dissected, split open, and purged. Jump again? Jump AGAIN? Only when the Proletariat's been heard.

 

[nexion]

Interesting.

 

[CoryJames]

Can we do a limerick only day? They all heard James questioningly say. It would be interesting, it could be done, a limerick day, a day of good fun.

I realize this post is not properly metered, and I would apologize, but frankly, I'm petered.

 

[Cavallier]

Are you another INTPc refugee?

I suppose you didn't want to have an irritating prince wandering about the place. I'd probably gut the creature myself. Frog legs are tasty.

 

[stig]

Are you another INTPc refugee?

I suppose you didn't want to have an irritating prince wandering about the place. I'd probably gut the creature myself. Frog legs are tasty.

Another refugee I be, forever banned from INTPc. The frog was me, you see; a metaphor, perhaps akin to the prince, dear Saint Melor.

 

[Melkor]

I dislike the idea of becoming a shelter for the downtrodden, though I suppose thats exactly what we always have been.

At any rate, our lazily implemented superiority to those fools is once again proved.

 

[stig]

I dislike the idea of becoming a shelter for the downtrodden, though I suppose thats exactly what we always have been.

At any rate, our lazily implemented superiority to those fools is once again proved.

I imagine I would dislike the idea as well, as one would assume you'd always inherit the dregs. However, you'll find that in light of recent events, this concept really doesn't apply so much. I've personally observed some of the more valuable members posting here now. Do we have Kings here, or is this a free society?

 

[CoryJames]

Doth it need to be proven? From whence hath it been in question? Enlighten me, I say to thee, 'for we die...or I cry....or otherwise ruin this metaphorical pie.

 

[CoryJames]

If we have kings that means we have dungeons and turrets and moats and shit. Shotty being dungeon master.

 

[MacGuffin]

The dungeon is where we dump the waste.

Jus' sayin'.

 

[stig]

Dungeons, motes, turrets, and Kings?
I've yet to find a single one of these things.
Perhaps, good sir, you could give me a tour?
I've searched hi and low, but found no brochure.

Do you have a pool, open bar, a jacuzzi?
Please help me, kind sir, I think I feel woozy.

 

[CoryJames]

I'm gonna dump you into the waste, and then dump both of you into the dungeon, into which I have just installed a massive trash compacter. The tables have turned Vader. The force is not as strong with you as it is with me, as can be seen if you take a peek at my avatar. I am producing smoke from nothing. Great success.

 

[stig]

I'm gonna dump you into the waste, and then dump both of you into the dungeon, into which I have just installed a massive trash compacter. The tables have turned Vader. The force is not as strong with you as it is with me, as can be seen if you take a peek at my avatar. I am producing smoke from nothing. Great success.

Why?

Also, which one of us is which? Vader never had to contend with this in real life.

 

[CoryJames]

That was clearly aimed at Vader, not you dissectafrog. You simply timed yourpost in a way that caused its collision with my own.

 

[CoryJames]

"Oh why, oh why",
Did the poor frog cry,
As his crusty, dried flippers
reached up to sky,

"Oh what did I do,"
"Oh why always me,"
"Let me out goddamnit,"
"I've really got to pee"

 

[MacGuffin]

I am producing smoke from nothing. Great success.

Hot air?

 

[CoryJames]

Balloon?

Ride?

hell yes

 

[stig]

I believe he finds your lack of content disturbing, young Cory.

 

[Jennywocky]

STIGGGY!!!!

SQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[MacGuffin]

STIGGGY!!!!

SQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Someone ban this NF!

 

[Jennywocky]

Someone ban this NF!

Yeah. Like, if anyone here is fluffle-ly, I think it would be you... ya big clown.

 

[nexion]

Someone ban this NF!

Nah. That's not necessary.

 

[Jesse]

A noobie wanting a staple banned. This was never going to end well.


I'm know your joking.

 

[Jennywocky]

He's evil! And he's Anakin Skywalker! I just KNOW that's him under that mask! I remember him from when he stuck womp rats down my dress back in gradeschool on Tatooine!

"Anakin! You're breaking my heart! Turn back to the light!" *cries*

 

[CoryJames]

The giddy, carefree attitude that permeates cyberspace around this thread is cloying to my nostrils. Please excuse my while I go and clean myself with the acidic leakage I have been collecting from several antique car batteries for the past several months. Perhaps that will be enough to wash away the residue of these unnatural, unreasonable positive attitudes.

 

[Fukyo]

The giddy, carefree attitude that permeates cyberspace around this thread is cloying to my nostrils. Please excuse my while I go and clean myself with the acidic leakage I have been collecting from several antique car batteries for the past several months. Perhaps that will be enough to wash away the residue of these unnatural, unreasonable positive attitudes.

You obviously have never been in the Arena or the Fun section. This behavior you decry is actually quite a chunk of this forum's culture.

People are having some fun and being silly, in between being grumpy, bitter "intellectuals" - what's wrong with that?

 

[stig]

He's evil! And he's Anakin Skywalker! I just KNOW that's him under that mask! I remember him from when he stuck womp rats down my dress back in gradeschool on Tatooine!

"Anakin! You're breaking my heart! Turn back to the light!" *cries*

Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the senate is, multiply our adversaries will.

Also...

Tee he he he!!!!

 

[CoryJames]

Absolutely nothing actually. I choose to take out those urges in real life with people though. It is more rewarding. Arguing is less so.

Thus, I compartmentalize. I save my (almost)pure INTP for the forum, and exercise my other, more pleasant personality in the world of the tangible.

 

[Jennywocky]

Absolutely nothing actually. I choose to take out those urges in real life with people though. It is more rewarding. Arguing is less so.

Thus, I compartmentalize. I save my (almost)pure INTP for the forum, and exercise my other, more pleasant personality in the world of the tangible.

Bummer. When viewed as satire, your last post was brilliant... but now I find out you were actually serious? Or maybe you are kidding now?

I'm funny or intellectual regardless of where I am, depending on what I feel like doing at the moment.

Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the senate is, multiply our adversaries will.

Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff!

Tee he he he!!!!

You're such a teenage Asian girl sometimes.

 

[CoryJames]

I guess it shall forever remain a mystery.