nanook
a scream in a vortex
inspired by the avatar discussion. the basic and sincere idea is that if you zoom out to bird's eye view, you can see that any users's posting style can be summed up to a few characteristics that have more to do with the purpose of writing than with particular opinions.
in this view, it is not so hard to see that certain users are alike and others are different. knowing which of those groups may be which types is a different problem / second step.
now my first take on this may be a bit sloppy and funny. its certainly not my masterwork. also i have so little contact with some types (extroverts, most sensors) that i really had to take a wild guess. so dont be a Te user, hating on what i say. make your own list instead and i will happily consider your worldview, like a Ne user would.
INTP:
this is how all of humanity/the human condition/being human works.
this is how you stay out of trouble and avoid draining responsibility.
alternatively: this is why they have outlawed drugs / how they enslave / manipulate us / keep us dumb.
ENTP
this is what different kinds of people are like / what people really want
(and "why INFP are everything i wouldn't admit to being myself").
this is how you manipulate / trick people / get what you want.
alternatively: i know exactly how to work the g-spot.
INTJ:
this is what i am an expert about.
this i consider unshakable evidence for how you are wrong. (links to reductionistic study/dictionary, etc)
alternatively: why i am in denial about my intuition, apart from predicting wallstreet trends. alternatively 2: how i had a psychotic break and became david icke for a month, until the medication started working.
INFJ:
this is how magnificient and omnicient i am / i am even more humble than you.
alternatively: how i enact gods will. my artwork shifts the quantum field and connects you with zero point energy.
this is what evils my competitors / arch enemies are up to. (and how to tell if you were brainwashed by them)
ENFP:
these are the terms for playing a game with me / my five favorite games.
these are all the cute dramas that people are enacting.
alternatively: how much of a fabulous witch/unicorn i am & watch me cross dress.
INFP:
this is why i am not dead yet / what i have learned about transcending suffering.
this is how everyone is power tripping, taking advantage of others and how children are raised improperly.
alternatively: this is why you are trying too hard / why it wont work / will all end in tears.
ENFJ:
this why humanity can't have nice things. (and how those illuminati child molesting networks work)
this is what you still have to to learn about proper behavior / maturity, son.
alternatively: how everyone gets what they want / how to destroy narcissists/energy vampires/cult leaders / how to fix the school system.
ISTP:
why i gave my outdoor knife the name of the best heavy metal band.
why alt right atheism owns the stone of the philosophers, why real men must eat meat, why men/women are evil / how to start your own business. alternatively: why typology is wrong and how it really works (entirely false / twisted hyper reductionistic theory follows, asks money for ebook).
ESTP:
this is how long my penis is / how trained my military martial art skills are.
this is how bad your mother was craving my sperm / how i killed that one guy / sold that refridgerator to an inuit.
alternatively: this is why might is right (and how my inferiors came to respect and thank me for setting their head straight)
ISFP:
this is what i did to overcome depression/laziness/anxiety/etc.
(changed my gender, moved to thailand, etc)
these are all the ways i am being bullied, betrayed, etc.
alternatively: check out my new make up / music discovery, etc.
ESFP:
a thousand jokes + exciting stories about adventures.
where to buy illegal drugs / which to pick and why i don't trust anyone.
alternatively: why numerology and astrology are on to something / why illuminat are real (because it would be exciting)
ISTJ:
this is how things are being done and how you integrate yourself with them. (and why typology is pseudoscience)
this is why you ought to go to jail and why your humor is irresponsible.
alternatively: why i consider killing myself, but can't because of my kids. why eating diabetes causing fat is a good idea when you are diabetic, because it saves money on insulin.
ISFJ:
this is how hard i work and worry to make everyone happy and everything safe and reliable and how it drains me.
this is how hard people make it for me to take care of their needs by not cooperating.
alternatively: why your ambitions are misguided, you are an irresponsible dreamer, you are selfish and childish.
ESFJ:
why you ought to get a job, go to church, love your parents.
why the satus quo can be trusted but the latest science leads humanity astray, cloning and what not. HOW TO BE ASSERTIVE / SELL YOUR SERVICE. how i had that affair with a younger person.
ESTJ:
this is why family / my company / the mafia / the military / the law is the most important thing in life.
these are all the people who are evil rats because they sabotage the order that i intend to impose on their unworthy personal desires.
alternatively: prophecies about third world war, robbers breaking into the neighborhood, the neighborhood turning into a slum.
ENTJ:
how economy / the trade works / statistics / science / mad social science works (he draws it all on a white board and every sentence has an exclamation mark)
why my CEO income is justified / which companies i will take over / how i intend to rise in the hierarchy of this secret order i am in.
alternatively: he gives a list of directors who made movies that involve super villains, writes movie critiques the size of blog posts.
in this view, it is not so hard to see that certain users are alike and others are different. knowing which of those groups may be which types is a different problem / second step.
now my first take on this may be a bit sloppy and funny. its certainly not my masterwork. also i have so little contact with some types (extroverts, most sensors) that i really had to take a wild guess. so dont be a Te user, hating on what i say. make your own list instead and i will happily consider your worldview, like a Ne user would.
INTP:
this is how all of humanity/the human condition/being human works.
this is how you stay out of trouble and avoid draining responsibility.
alternatively: this is why they have outlawed drugs / how they enslave / manipulate us / keep us dumb.
ENTP
this is what different kinds of people are like / what people really want
(and "why INFP are everything i wouldn't admit to being myself").
this is how you manipulate / trick people / get what you want.
alternatively: i know exactly how to work the g-spot.
INTJ:
this is what i am an expert about.
this i consider unshakable evidence for how you are wrong. (links to reductionistic study/dictionary, etc)
alternatively: why i am in denial about my intuition, apart from predicting wallstreet trends. alternatively 2: how i had a psychotic break and became david icke for a month, until the medication started working.
INFJ:
this is how magnificient and omnicient i am / i am even more humble than you.
alternatively: how i enact gods will. my artwork shifts the quantum field and connects you with zero point energy.
this is what evils my competitors / arch enemies are up to. (and how to tell if you were brainwashed by them)
ENFP:
these are the terms for playing a game with me / my five favorite games.
these are all the cute dramas that people are enacting.
alternatively: how much of a fabulous witch/unicorn i am & watch me cross dress.
INFP:
this is why i am not dead yet / what i have learned about transcending suffering.
this is how everyone is power tripping, taking advantage of others and how children are raised improperly.
alternatively: this is why you are trying too hard / why it wont work / will all end in tears.
ENFJ:
this why humanity can't have nice things. (and how those illuminati child molesting networks work)
this is what you still have to to learn about proper behavior / maturity, son.
alternatively: how everyone gets what they want / how to destroy narcissists/energy vampires/cult leaders / how to fix the school system.
ISTP:
why i gave my outdoor knife the name of the best heavy metal band.
why alt right atheism owns the stone of the philosophers, why real men must eat meat, why men/women are evil / how to start your own business. alternatively: why typology is wrong and how it really works (entirely false / twisted hyper reductionistic theory follows, asks money for ebook).
ESTP:
this is how long my penis is / how trained my military martial art skills are.
this is how bad your mother was craving my sperm / how i killed that one guy / sold that refridgerator to an inuit.
alternatively: this is why might is right (and how my inferiors came to respect and thank me for setting their head straight)
ISFP:
this is what i did to overcome depression/laziness/anxiety/etc.
(changed my gender, moved to thailand, etc)
these are all the ways i am being bullied, betrayed, etc.
alternatively: check out my new make up / music discovery, etc.
ESFP:
a thousand jokes + exciting stories about adventures.
where to buy illegal drugs / which to pick and why i don't trust anyone.
alternatively: why numerology and astrology are on to something / why illuminat are real (because it would be exciting)
ISTJ:
this is how things are being done and how you integrate yourself with them. (and why typology is pseudoscience)
this is why you ought to go to jail and why your humor is irresponsible.
alternatively: why i consider killing myself, but can't because of my kids. why eating diabetes causing fat is a good idea when you are diabetic, because it saves money on insulin.
ISFJ:
this is how hard i work and worry to make everyone happy and everything safe and reliable and how it drains me.
this is how hard people make it for me to take care of their needs by not cooperating.
alternatively: why your ambitions are misguided, you are an irresponsible dreamer, you are selfish and childish.
ESFJ:
why you ought to get a job, go to church, love your parents.
why the satus quo can be trusted but the latest science leads humanity astray, cloning and what not. HOW TO BE ASSERTIVE / SELL YOUR SERVICE. how i had that affair with a younger person.
ESTJ:
this is why family / my company / the mafia / the military / the law is the most important thing in life.
these are all the people who are evil rats because they sabotage the order that i intend to impose on their unworthy personal desires.
alternatively: prophecies about third world war, robbers breaking into the neighborhood, the neighborhood turning into a slum.
ENTJ:
how economy / the trade works / statistics / science / mad social science works (he draws it all on a white board and every sentence has an exclamation mark)
why my CEO income is justified / which companies i will take over / how i intend to rise in the hierarchy of this secret order i am in.
alternatively: he gives a list of directors who made movies that involve super villains, writes movie critiques the size of blog posts.
