HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOR!!!!!!

[Melkor]

She tried ever so hard to avoid this, but her willpower is naught to that of a dark-lord weilding a really BIG sword!

Thats right, our dear Lor, on this very day, is one year closer to non-existance!

YE-GODS!

That is a reason to celebrate!



Throw streamers! Beat Noddy senseless! EAT SWEETIES!GIVE PRESENTS! BAKE A CAKE!


-see below for cake-


and just the once, I'll let everyone use me as punchbag/teddybear..


But only for today...







-Hands Lor a little green box that is ticking suspiciously and then goes off to find a rope to turn himself into a makeshift pinata-

 

[loveofreason]

MELKOR PINATA!!! hooray!!!

*rattles little box*

 

[NoID10ts]

Every year that lor is on earth it is a bad year for the earth.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm ............... Excuse me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[loveofreason]

*hugs Noddy*

(it's okay... I know you hate me... sniff... snifff... )

Wanna whack the pinata?

 

[NoID10ts]

Hate is such a light and airy word. Isn't there anything more accurate in the English language?

* whacks Melkor pinata on and about the head and shoulders *

 

[loveofreason]

Despise? Detest? Abhor?

*whacks pinata across the rump and belly*

 

[NoID10ts]

hateliciously intense loathitude

* gives the pinata a jab with the stick *

 

[Dissident]

Happy birthday Love!!

Have fun today!

 

[loveofreason]

Thanks Dissident!

The day's virtually over for me... but I guess I can encompass a global Jan 14th.

Feel free to hit the pinata! (He deserves it!)

*WHACK!!!*

 

[Dissident]

Right, silly me

*Roundhouse-kicks the piñata*

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm mailing you a birthday cheesecake, love. but I'm sending it ground, because overnight and same day are just to expensive. It should arrive in a few weeks. Happy Birthday!

 

[Melkor]

-Teeters dangerously on his little wicker stool, and just about avoids completely hanging himself-

-Gasps a little and completely forgets to squrim-


Well... go on...open your present!!!

 

[loveofreason]

Nice kick Dissident!

Thanks Noddy!

*suits up in asbestos and a visor, before opening box with remote robotic arms*

 

[Melkor]

-In attempting to open it, Lor crushes the present inside with her mechanical arms-

Inside, is a little green clock, with a Melkor voiced alarm tone, and little pictures of her twelve favourite Intp's instead of numbers.


Sadly, it is now beyond repair...

 

[loveofreason]

Haha! Now I know you lie!

I don't have twelve favourites.




*Beats the pinata with excessive cruelty*

 

[NoID10ts]

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, dear psychotic freak of a mutant basker hound.
Happy Birthday to you.


* Lead pipe to the pinatas right cheek bone *

 

[FusionKnight]

Happy genuine birthday!

 

[NoID10ts]

Happy genuine birthday!

Hmph. Sell out.

 

[loveofreason]

Thanks Fusion.

Strike the pinata!

*whack*

Lovely song Noddy. I was touched...

 

[FusionKnight]

Melkor does deserve a good thwacking...

*bashes both kneecaps with the stick*

 

[Ancalion]

Happy Bday LoR!

 

[Melkor]

-Almost falls off his chair-


Woahh......



Well....now where did I put that cake....

 

[NoID10ts]

* waits inside cake to jump out and suprise lor *

 

[Kidege]

*Brings sodas, juice, and AB blood*

Hello, happy birthday Lor!

 

[loveofreason]

Thankyou Kidege and Ancalion!

We're playing a game... everyone gets to take a swing at Melkor! Passes the nail studded broom handle...

 

[Ancalion]

Thanks, but i have a stun rod used by Mexicans on cows.

*swing*

 

[Fukyo]

Happy birthday lor!!! *hugs lor*

*kicks Melkor in the crotch*

 

[saffyangelis]

Happy Birthday Lor!!!

*Shoves some cake in Melkor's mouth.*

What's that melkor? It's burning? It must be the ammonia I put in the Icing. Silly me.

 

[loveofreason]

That's brilliant!

And Kidege... that blood looks so fresh...

Fukyo and Saffy!!! Thanks!

Abusing Melkor is the nicest gift an old Vamp like me could wish for.

 

[Decaf]

Happy anniversary of the day you were excreted as a slimy lump LoR!!!

*hits the pinata with his self-loathing*

 

[NoID10ts]

A special birthday image, just for love .............​

 

[Fukyo]

*head hits desk with force*

 

[saffyangelis]

Very good Noddy, especially the attention to detail. Is that Lor sneaking up on Sephiroth in the background?

(A girl at school is lending me advent children on DVD so I can watch it properly, instead of on youtube with an awful video, Yay!)

 

[Fukyo]

That movie sucked,the only good thing was the CGI and Cloud of course.

 

[saffyangelis]

Ahh, but on youtube, you can't see cloud properly =P

And what about Reno? Redhead +goggles, just like Matt in death note =)

 

[Waterstiller]

I wish you an ideal birthday, LoR.

 

[grey matters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOR!!! Is it too late to whack Melkor?

 

[saffyangelis]

It's never too late to whack Melkor!

(Hit 'im hard, we have an electric cattle prod somewhere)

 

[Ancalion]

Here!

*twack*
*zbuf*

 

[NoID10ts]

Very good Noddy, especially the attention to detail. Is that Lor sneaking up on Sephiroth in the background?

(A girl at school is lending me advent children on DVD so I can watch it properly, instead of on youtube with an awful video, Yay!)

It is indeed lor, but she is not sneaking up on him so much as waiting in the mist to have a torrid, Vaseline infused encounter with him.

Your welcome, love.

 

[Fukyo]

Hentaiii !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anthile]

Hentaiii !!!!!!!!!!!

But that is so kawaii!


However, happy belated birthday, LoR (I hope I got this right).

 

[loveofreason]

It is indeed lor, but she is not sneaking up on him so much as waiting in the mist to have a torrid, Vaseline infused encounter with him.

Your welcome, love.

I'm in tears Noddy... words cannot describe how I shall repay you.......





Thankyou Decaf! That is a lovely way to remember birth. Grey, Waterstiller, thanks - please feel free to abuse either Noddy or Melkor... or both.

Fukyo...

 

[NoID10ts]

Tears of unrestrained joy, right?

 

[Fukyo]

Yes...?

 

[Raison D'etre]

Happy birthday.

 

[Kidege]

Long time barely see, Raison. Glad to know you're around.

 

[loveofreason]

Noddy, I'll leave you guessing!!!

*makes note to call gm if she'll take a contract*

But that is so kawaii!


However, happy belated birthday, LoR (I hope I got this right).

Yes!

So very, very kawaii. I'm dying from kawaii here.

Anthile, by choosing to annihilate Melkor you have made my birthday very happy.

May we meet on the battlefield one day.



Oh Raison! Thank you!

A few more whacks and that pinata should be spiling lollies everywhere ...want a turn?



Fukyo.... *whispers* OK?

 

[NoID10ts]

Women! They never know what they want.

Here I give you a lubed up Seph and you spit in my eye, and try to take a hit out on me. You'd think we're married, dammit!

 

[Raison D'etre]

Long time barely see, Raison. Glad to know you're around.

I'm actually here everyday. I just don't post as much.