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[Latte]

I'm certain we all feel as if this is a tradition by now, so let's converse.

I've recently been pressured into making a specific meal before I feel eating-ready enough to eat the meal. It is a meal of a nature that degrades in yumminess very quickly and as such, heating it later will yield a yucky yucky result compared to the freshness of it just being made.

Now, on the other side, I have tempted by suggesting said meal and indicated that I would make that meal quite a bit before now (yesterday, even).

Is me not having made this meal yet a sign of moral bankruptcy on my part? If so, is it a strong one?

Am I degenerating into some kind of unrefined inconsistent blob of behavior who can't be relied upon to keep his word?

What am I? Have I always been like this? (hard to answer for anyone here... but)

I don't know who I am anymore. I simply don't. What should I do?
I think I am in crisis. Possibly a crisis so deep I can't even estimate the depth of crisis I am in anymore.

Help me.

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

This type of behaviour is not uncommon in vertebrata.

Did you ever consider your position in this relation? Meal is a fundamental source of energy to support your life and you probably used to think about a meal in terms of now or later.

But this meal also had its dreams smashed before it became edible.

I don't want to be too forward but you should consider if this meal is ready to accept you.
The best experience is when the meal actually wants to be eaten and willingly surrenders itself to you.

 

[redbaron]

Latte, how did I know it was you who made this thread without looking as soon as I read the title?

Coz u r 1 fukn cheeky kunt m8.

 

[Polaris]

 

[Base groove]

Everybody slow down and start over. Let's get some definitions.

 

[Helvete]

what else don't you do that you say you will? if there are other things, why don't you do them? and what relevance does it have to your meal?

 

[Hawkeye]

My meal was taken, but it seems it was poisonous. I awoke this morn feeling great, whilst my burger thief was on the porcelain telephone to a guy called Huey Blaaargh (I think he's Icelandic) for about 20 minutes...

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

My meal was taken, but it seems it was poisonous. I awoke this morn feeling great, whilst my burger thief was on the porcelain telephone to a guy called Huey Blaaargh (I think he's Icelandic) for about 20 minutes...

I see you have lost your meal, but we are no longer in Scotland and the entire Iceland is an approaching and unstoppable disease that makes anyone steal burgers from Introverts and falsely accused ones, only for them to make a call and disappear into the matrix when someone on the other side answers. The air you breathe is heavy and chilled.

 

[Base groove]

I'll have to get back to you on that, let's say ... Thursday? Ok.

 

[The Void]

 

[Brontosaurie]

My meal was taken, but it seems it was poisonous. I awoke this morn feeling great, whilst my burger thief was on the porcelain telephone to a guy called Huey Blaaargh (I think he's Icelandic) for about 20 minutes...

awesome new avatar

 

[Hawkeye]

awesome new avatar

Cheers, it's part of my father's butterfly collection, but can't find the name of the species.

 

[Base groove]

My butterfly's father is collecting part of a conversation.

 

[Pizzabeak]

Confession: I called a girl a "dumb bitch" today... I think I have for the past few days, maybe even past couple weeks. Wait, context!

I remember always being against such behavior, and was a proponent of referring to females as girls (as opposed to bitch) but I became jaded throughout the years and might not be as innocent as I once was... Depending on certain outlooks one need not feel too guilty. It can even be said either party deserved it. In some cases they might not actually be "dumb" but it would be used as a go to phrase in the event a quick defense or point need to be made. They actually appear quite cognizant. I want to say it boils down to one thing.

What does this entail? I've a reputation to keep/maintain...

 

[Latte]

I've a reputation to keep/maintain...

Yes, me too, and that's why I can't proceed until the meal accepts me, and that's what makes me not a bad person for not making the meal yet.

I did make the meal though and it was great but quite hard to digest so I slept for 14 days and fourteen knights and when I awoke there was more than a dozen armours strayed about my living room, so I ate them too.

If only hawkeye had his hamburger still, he could breathe that instead of the heavy chilled air. Fortune is most fickle and unkind.


If your kunt is cheeky
but its odor quite reeky
let it breathe
let it spit in the air.

 

[Melkor]

Don't worry, I'll help you Latte.

Just a simple matter of reversing the whosits in your whatsits.
*Sonic screwdrivers you*

DONE.

 

[Jennywocky]

If your kunt is cheeky
but its odor quite reeky
let it breathe
let it spit in the air.

I don't remember that being in the Vagina Monologues.

Unless Ogden Nash did a translation.