The Gopher
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So... I was headed to Proxy’s place for an impromptu dinner. The mood was light he was going to cook and we started talking about how all the strange and weird stuff happens to our poor friend Proxy. Little did I know this was all part of a diabolical assassination technique... err I mean little did I know how true that would be...
We arrived at the apartment; Proxy started heating the frying pan and was preparing to cook. At this point the story branches off into three different perspectives.
(all quotes in the following section are purely thoughts, No conversation actually took place)
Proxy’s perspective and thoughts. “What, Oh god fire. Door, Open Move LOCKED UP DOWN UP DOWN.....” (Okay it was a tad more complicated than that but you get the jist)
My sane perspective “Oh the frying pan is on fire.” (Backs up while thinking) “Man I’m so glad I’m here when proxy burns down the apartment that would be hilarious” (Yes this was literally my second thought) “Oh he wants me to open the door” “Uhh... I can’t reach the door if he runs at me with the flaming fireball, PANIC”
My less sane perspective “Oh fire, this is hilarious; WAIT HE IS RUNNING AT ME WHY, WHAT, HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME; ASSASIAN! HELP”
The fire was put out due to the up down technique combined with the oil running out. (When I said fireball I meant it) Needless to say Proxy and my sane self spent the next few minutes dying of laughter. My not so sane self checked the food for poison and looked around for knives.
In hindsight Proxy thought he told me to open the door, turns out he didn’t but I got the picture. That said with him running at me I couldn’t get to the door and it turns out it was locked anyway. So yeah ask me anything and was he really trying to kill me?
(This isn't actually an AMA but feel free to ask questions)
We arrived at the apartment; Proxy started heating the frying pan and was preparing to cook. At this point the story branches off into three different perspectives.
(all quotes in the following section are purely thoughts, No conversation actually took place)
Proxy’s perspective and thoughts. “What, Oh god fire. Door, Open Move LOCKED UP DOWN UP DOWN.....” (Okay it was a tad more complicated than that but you get the jist)
My sane perspective “Oh the frying pan is on fire.” (Backs up while thinking) “Man I’m so glad I’m here when proxy burns down the apartment that would be hilarious” (Yes this was literally my second thought) “Oh he wants me to open the door” “Uhh... I can’t reach the door if he runs at me with the flaming fireball, PANIC”
My less sane perspective “Oh fire, this is hilarious; WAIT HE IS RUNNING AT ME WHY, WHAT, HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME; ASSASIAN! HELP”
The fire was put out due to the up down technique combined with the oil running out. (When I said fireball I meant it) Needless to say Proxy and my sane self spent the next few minutes dying of laughter. My not so sane self checked the food for poison and looked around for knives.
In hindsight Proxy thought he told me to open the door, turns out he didn’t but I got the picture. That said with him running at me I couldn’t get to the door and it turns out it was locked anyway. So yeah ask me anything and was he really trying to kill me?
(This isn't actually an AMA but feel free to ask questions)
