Suck At Intro

[Toad]

Just took a test and it said I was an INTP...seems like it describes me pretty well. I always thought there was something wrong with me like depression or some other brain disease that makes me obsessive and paranoid. LoL

As I was reading some of your guys' posts, I felt like I could have written those exact same things. Haha.

Pretty cool to be an INTP I guess...Just one question...Does any other INTP out there have a problem with wikipedia? LoL I read it so much I can't even sleep. People say I look like I'm on drugs with the bags under my eyes...

 

[Cegorach]

Hi Slyguy.

You could never imitate my mastery of language, I will not have you threaten my individuality!

Ok... now that that's outta my system... My problem isn't with Wikipedia, but then again, we INTP all have our drug of choice...
I'll quit soon... I promise... just one more page, that's all I need... one more... ugh

...Right.... Uuum, anyways... I'm quite unique!



This is the correct way to greet people right?
Ha, You scare them into never talking to you again.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

welcome!

Oh you have no idea. I can just read for hours on end. From what I've seen on this forum wiki-addiction is pretty much an inherent trait for INTPs. Personally I blame the in-text links! You see some mystifying word and you think 'well I'll read just this one page and be one my way.' Several hours later you know the story of each and every Norse god, you think tank man is a total badass, you know exactly how viruses work and have outlined a plan to use them to cure cancer. Whats more, you can't see more than four feet in front of you for several hours afterward.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

This is the correct way to greet people right?
Ha, You scare them into never talking to you again.

I wish I was able to do that in real life. People might not bug me so much!

 

[Cegorach]

I know what you mean.

I kicked one of my friends in the balls before I even knew him, and as previously mentioned, WE'RE CURRENTLY FRIENDS! What the fuck!

Say, Slyguy... can I kick you in the balls?!
...It means I like you! Seriously.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

If one of these is you, seek help! Or come here and be welcome

 

[loveofreason]

I suck at saying hello.



*waves*

 

[Melkor]

Ha.Cow, we must never meet unless I am allowwed to bring a large axe.WELCOME SLYGY!I am currently married to Wikipedia.I always go there to try and do somethign constructive..and then...I see a link..and on that link I see another link, and on that other link i see a different link..untill....I die horribly...

 

[Cegorach]

Why Melly, that's an absolutely brilliant idea!

A large axe would do far more damage to your groin than my foot could ever even dream of.

You know, sometimes even you can contribute satisfying imput!

 

[Melkor]

Damn..


Can I bring squirty cream too?


I like squirty cream you know...

 

[Cegorach]

That sounds sexual in more ways than one... Hm...

*Sigh* I must have really destroyed you with my last comment if you aren't trying to hurt me anymore.
You know, I should feel horrible.... but I don't!

 

[Melkor]

It was just for the nice cakes we'd be havng..

but if you insist...

-rolls eyes-


I'll bring all my toys!!!!!

I could never,ever,ever hurt you.

 

[Cegorach]

Does one of your toys include a stick I can throw to make you go away?!

FETCH MELLY, FETCH!

 

[Melkor]

You want me to go away?





-pauses-


Well..

isn't that just perfectly soul destroying!


WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU COWARDLY SORT!

I DO THINK I'LL RUN OFF AND CRY EXCESSIVELY!

I HOPE YOU'RE WELL AND TRULY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF!


-runs off crying-

 

[Cegorach]

Go away?! I want you to 'Go to Hell'... Now THAT'S soul destroying!

Oh, and don't forget to bottle those tears.
I want to savor your sorrow!

 

[Melkor]

- sits in a tower of despair stabbing pins into his heart and tapping his tears into cola bottle- Melkor tears,they make Melkor blood look like cheap tap water!

 

[NoID10ts]

Damn..


Can I bring squirty cream too?


I like squirty cream you know...

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[Sugarpop]

NoID10ts

Whenever did that happen?

 

[Melkor]

You know Noddy, the terrible thing about your absense, was that absolutely all questions posed to me were decent... I prefer to digest cream, spitting ruins the cake...

 

[NoID10ts]

Yeah, that's a shame. Someone has to maintain the equilibrium. Cog says that you're a spitter, so I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing, here. But whatever.

<---- these fucking bastards still won't leave me alone. i'll get them one day. i swear i will.

 

[Fukyo]

*Welcomes the new member,ever so disgusted*

 

[Melkor]

You don't like squirty cream?

 

[Fukyo]

Ew,no.

 

[Cegorach]

*cough*lesbian*cough*

 

[Fukyo]

*headdesk*
>_>

 

[Toad]

welcome!

Oh you have no idea. I can just read for hours on end. From what I've seen on this forum wiki-addiction is pretty much an inherent trait for INTPs. Personally I blame the in-text links! You see some mystifying word and you think 'well I'll read just this one page and be one my way.' Several hours later you know the story of each and every Norse god, you think tank man is a total badass, you know exactly how viruses work and have outlined a plan to use them to cure cancer. Whats more, you can't see more than four feet in front of you for several hours afterward.

hahaha yea those in-text links are so fcked up. I start at one page and 3 hours later im 30 pages down.l

 

[The Fury]

Welcome to the forum Slyguy. Ignore the resident sociopaths, oh and please do feed the wolf.

 

[sagewolf]

Both wolves. Feed both wolves, if you please. Then feed the rest of them, but put rat poison in it (you'll have to put Happy Sparkles of Eternal Shiny Cuteness® in to get the same effect with Morgoth and a few others).

That said, I gleefully welcome you to the forum.

You don't like squirty cream?

Real whipped cream is way better, you see-- that stuff in a can's all air.

 

[Melkor]

Both wolves. Feed both wolves, if you please. Then feed the rest of them, but put rat poison in it (you'll have to put Happy Sparkles of Eternal Shiny Cuteness® in to get the same effect with Morgoth and a few others).

That said, I gleefully welcome you to the forum.



Real whipped cream is way better, you see-- that stuff in a can's all air.

I will get you sage..

I will get you in such a way that you won't know what got you until I finsih getting you and tell you exactly what got you and when it got you.