Can We Guess Your Highest Education Level?

[Black Rose]

Do not cheat and use Google.
The test is 80 questions long.

http://offbeat.topix.com/quiz/16503/qidx1?tr=quiz/retake-quiz/////,1508791399,n6hf8rnj

My results

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[washti]

It must be design by Shakespeare enthusiast. I get most answers wrong about his work.
And I didnt know about Mars iron and suflor in Bible. So elemental knowledge lack in british literature and chemistry.

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[Deleted member 1424]

I think this is more of a 'can we guess if you at least attended/slept though 1st semester gen eds/western highschool' type quiz and then inevitably 'Golly gee, you're so smart! Thanks for looking at 80 pages of ads.'

90% btw

 

[Grayman]

They will give anyone a PhD these days! I didn't have to go to school to get it.

 

[Jennywocky]

A PhD for answering those questions? lolz.

It's all pretty much entry level stuff in various fields... about on par with the Scarecrow's doctorate in "A Wizard of Oz."

 

[Hadoblado]

I think this is more of a 'can we guess if you at least attended/slept though 1st semester gen eds/western highschool' type quiz and then inevitably 'Golly gee, you're so smart! Thanks for looking at 80 pages of ads.'

90% btw

Hello sir, I would like one [smarts self-esteem] please. All I have is this [ad revenue]. Eighty [ad revenue]? That's outrageous! I'll take it.

Jokes on you, I have adblock. Joke's on me, the questions I got right were so easy that the questions I got wrong made me feel terrible.

 

[Black Rose]

[smarts self-esteem]

Yes because I take these tests seriously and know that their accuracy is superb.

It was a fun test, I put it in the tests subform, negative reactions so far, this will be added to my mental notes.

 

[Hadoblado]

Sorry dude. I mean no offense. I can't remember the last time I had something good to say about any of these tests. Maybe I'm just habitually dickish? I don't like what they represent, even if people do seem to enjoy them.

 

[Pyropyro]

Why do I need to understand English Literature to get a PhD? I got the science and history items right though.

@ Hado - As long as people are just having fun then it's all good. If they expect that they're suddenly an academic after getting these tests then that would be a big problem (kinda like googling WebMD magically makes you a doctor).

@ Anime - you're taking these tests too seriously. A way more accurate way of determining if you're hot enough to be PhD is if you have the ability to stay sane during the almost a decade worth of doing your PhD.

 

[onesteptwostep]

Pretty much got all the Shakespeare stuff wrong, but still got my Ph.D =D

 

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[Black Rose]

Thanks to Serac we have a baseline for the test.

1. 0% - Highschool Graduate
2. 25% - Bachelors Degree
3. 50% - Masters Degree
4. 75% - PhD
5. underpants
6. ?
7. Profit
8. 100% - Tenure

 

[Jennywocky]

Rofl, damn.

IT'S A SHAM! IT'S ALL A SHAM! STORM THE RAMPARTS OF PHOENIX UNIVERSITY!!

 

[dreamcore]

This is more like a knowledge test

 

[tmtaylor]

Your Score: 73%
PhD
Congratulations - you got your doctorate! It's clear that you've put in some solid years in grad school.

 

[Valaraukar6]

Hahahaha I got 91% equals PhD. Clearly accurate, seeing that I did not graduate highschool, and have not gone to any sort of university. I like how they take a lot of questions give you one obvious answer, and one ridiculous answer, and when you inevitably get a reasonably good score because you had little other choice, they are like "Oh you are so smart, thank you for looking at all our ads!" I have Adblocker. Hahahahaha this is so very validating. Now allow me to defenestrate myself now.

 

[Gyppo]

Yaay frr graad school!

 

[Gyppo]

I'm clearly the clevererest forumer

 

[The Grey Man]

99, missed the one about "George Eliot".

 

[Gyppo]

Shit

 

[Utisz]

93% PhD.
70% of the stuff I learnt in primary school and the other 23% in secondary school though.

 

[Sugarcloud]

Jokes on you, I have adblock. Joke's on me, the questions I got right were so easy that the questions I got wrong made me feel terrible.

This made me laugh, and by laugh I mean I smiled and laughed inside uttering a breathy “hah”. I’m new to this forum and glad I joined, by brain stimulation was getting too low. I do hate the IQ rests with the stupid ads that you know only people doubting their intelligents are taking it. (Yet I take them all the time)