Humans look like reptiles?

[own8ge]

Lately I came with the conclusion that humans look like reptiles. And I can't unsee it

This is what I e.g. see when I look at someone.
http://herodistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/spidey_lizard_concept_3-1024x860.jpg

 

[C.Hecker88]

Humans have hair and stand on two legs regularly. The only reptile that fits one of those is Godzilla.

the only cold-blooded reptile that fits both is my mother, no offence to her.​

I would think of other differences, but I have other things on my mind. ;D[/CENTER]

 

[joal0503]

strangely enough, they arent photoshopped.

 

[own8ge]

@C.Hecker88
It isn't about the differences, it's about the similarities.
(Similarities outweigh the differences because we simply are not reptiles)

 

[Cognisant]

Reptiles generally don't have concave eye sockets, brows, foreheads or chins that stick out, and they often have things we don't, such as those sideways internal eyelid things, but if we're comparing the bone structure of reptiles and humans to insects and invertebrates then yes there's some relative similarity.

 

[C.Hecker88]

@C.Hecker88
It isn't about the differences, it's about the similarities.
(Similarities outweigh the differences because we simply are not reptiles)

You were stating that humans look like reptiles, not that they have a few similar qualities. I was merely stating the reasons why I do not see this similarity.

 

[C.Hecker88]

Spoiler

strangely enough, they arent photoshopped.

These are extremely interesting, but fish aren't reptiles

thank you for sharing the pictures though!

Edit: Oh wow, thread was moved to Siberia. For a moment there I thought I was actually going to have fun here. ),:

 

[Fukyo]

No, reptiles look like humans.

 

[own8ge]

Edit: Oh wow, thread was moved to Siberia. For a moment there I thought I was actually going to have fun here. ),:

No. I posted this in Siberia myself.

And C.Hecker88, Why do you keep reminding me of ENFJ-ness? XD

 

[C.Hecker88]

No, reptiles look like humans.

I will admit that there are very few similarities between them, but that is all. When I see a lizard, I am not thinking that I would want to invite him to dinner (unless I was especially hungry, then I would invite the sucker strait to my plate/grill)

 

[own8ge]

C.Hecker88
Here is a perfect example of an ENFJ. You remind me of such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

 

[joal0503]

further investigation...

there are striking similarities...

 

[C.Hecker88]

C.Hecker88
Here is a perfect example of an ENFJ. You remind me of such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

This gives me offence.

Due to such, I will take this to the next degree:

Some of the Differences Between Reptiles and Humans

1: Humans are warm blooded.
2: Reptiles do not have hair
3: Most reptiles currently existing on Earth are smaller in size than most humans.
4: Sweat glands in humans.
5: Neocortex in humans.
6: Mammary glands in humans.
7: All reptiles currently known (besides crocodiles) have a 3 chamber heart, humans have a 4 chamber heart.
8: Reptiles have a slower metabolic rate
9: Humans can usually live in more diverse locations than reptiles.


Please state your reasons behind your thesis that reptiles are similar to humans.

 

[own8ge]

This gives me offence.

Due to such, I will take this to the next degree:

Some of the Differences Between Reptiles and Humans

1: Humans are warm blooded.
2: Reptiles do not have hair
3: Most reptiles currently existing on Earth are smaller in size than most humans.
4: Sweat glands in humans.
5: Neocortex in humans.
6: Mammary glands in humans.
7: All reptiles currently known (besides crocodiles) have a 3 chamber heart, humans have a 4 chamber heart.
8: Reptiles have a slower metabolic rate
9: Humans can usually live in more diverse locations than reptiles.


Please state your reasons behind your thesis that reptiles are similar to humans.

I laughed. That you remind me of ENFJ-ness had nothing to do with this topic in particular. So that you went more in depth about the differences between reptiles and humans is out of context? Anyhow it's funny. Besides, neither was it meant to be offensive, I mean... How can personality-type reference be offensive? There is no hierarchy.

And besides, you are naming differences between reptiles and humans. Are you missing the point? (No offense)

Humans remind me of reptiles due:
Facial structural.
Egoistic stance in the world.
And most importantly: Their purpose (in everything)

Every little action a human makes can be reflected with why a reptile would do that.
e.g. If a human looks if another person is looking at him, then we have this look on our face that radiates observing like a hunter. (Like a reptile, looking at his pray).

Besides: If I see a human, I just think of what kind off reptile that person is. I just see reptile-ness in everyone. (I observe humans including myself from a very detached point of view, don't INTPs do that too? I myself am an INFJ)

 

[C.Hecker88]

If I see a human, I just think of what kind off reptile that person is

... no comment here.

About the similarities that you states, I can (to some point) agree with you on most of those, but I still placed my reasons as to why it doesn't affect me in the same way it affects you.

 

[Fukyo]

Please state your reasons behind your thesis that reptiles are similar to humans.

It's because he's a magical Nai'Xyy dragon.


Forum members as reptiles anyone?

snafupants:

yours truly:

duxwing:

kuu:

auburn:

dor:

lyra:

 

[Kuu]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VLxwS5fDgs


Fucking reptilians man, we won't let them take over

 

[Fukyo]

They are here. They are you. They are us.

Escape is not possible.

 

[Cognisant]

Spoiler

That's a Russian RPG launcher and a German (I think) submachine gun.

No M16 or carbine? Unpatriotic bastard.

 

[Hawkeye]

The image you linked was an artist's impression of a lizard humanoid. As far as I know, this hybrid species does not exist.

Until they are discovered, I have yet to see any similarities between humans and reptiles that are more apparent than any other species, or inanimate object for that matter.

 

[redbaron]

My God! You're right!

Spoiler

The resemblance is uncanny, I can't even tell which one is the human??!?!!?

That's a Russian RPG launcher and a German (I think) submachine gun.

No M16 or carbine? Unpatriotic bastard.

I played COD once too!

 

[Cognisant]

Is that a fishing game?

 

[Hawkeye]

I love how the Dromaeosaurus has been branded with "Property of The United States"

 

[C.Hecker88]

The image you linked was an artist's impression of a lizard humanoid. As far as I know, this hybrid species does not exist.

Until they are discovered, I have yet to see any similarities between humans and reptiles that are more apparent than any other species, or inanimate object for that matter.

I knew I could count on Hawkeye the Wizard to back me up! Take that, lizard people!

 

[joal0503]

I love how the Dromaeosaurus has been branded with "Property of The United States"

you notice the D.A.R.E bumper sticker too ...that dude has some serious talent.

 

[Lot]

That's a Russian RPG launcher and a German (I think) submachine gun.

No M16 or carbine? Unpatriotic bastard.

lol

Now I get to be the anti joke chicken.
We actually use a lot of German guns in our military. Also I think the Beretta hand gun our officers use are Italian. Hell, most of our police forces use Glocks.

Also, Reagan is too kool to use one of those POS M16's. He's too busy selling weapons to the future terrorists of the world.

 

[C.Hecker88]

you notice the D.A.R.E bumper sticker too ...that dude has some serious talent.

Is it just me, or does D.A.R.E. use scare tactics and misinformation on children? This like, just occurred to me.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I believe the signs of the reptile master..

 

[nanook]

we kinda originate from reptiles. this is how i fathom it, visually: hominoidea < catarrhini < anthropoidea < cameleon /Arboreal Insectivores/ dinosaurs < the inner dragon

made that into a tumblr

 

[Minuend]

ownage

yellow, maninchair, snaufu, IB

E1

Kuu trapped in the wrong era, environment and body D:

Fukkie

[BIMG]http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1200/2011/Animals_Reptiles_Eye_of_a_crocodile_028911_.jpg[/BIMG]

 

[Lostwitheal]

I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

relevant

Spoiler

 

[joal0503]

more relevant material

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOmtVFQ3WF8

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-FjO3E8K-E

Ride the dragon toward the crimson eye
Flap the wings under Mars red sky
The reptile pushes itself out into space
Leaving behind, the human race

<-- pretend it's a dragon

 

[JimJambones]

Yes humans and reptiles are nearly identical:
TMNT: species homo ninjaturtlecus

 

[redbaron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhkXxmnYHc

 

[own8ge]

@redbaron
I actually listened to this without realizing it.
I don't even like the music. Perhaps something inside me does.

 

[Hawkeye]

@redbaron
I actually listened to this without realizing it.
I don't even like the music. Perhaps something inside me does.

haha- I get it!

The reptile in you