Who are you People?

[Artifice Orisit]

To the people I've met:
If you have changed your Username please tell me,
& extra points for sharing recent forum events, relations, etc.

To the new people:
Please introduce yourselves, be as blunt, absurd or offensive as you like.

Who the hell is Cognisant? (mostly for the new people, mostly)
-I'm a Nihilist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism and yes it makes me happy.
-I rarely (if ever) take offense to things, flaming me will be met with laughter.
-I have a plan for immortality, the most sensible life-long goal I can think of.
Hence forth your conjectures about me are likely true, any questions?

 

[Ermine]

Were you here when I changed from Fernando to Ermine? If so, nothing's changed for me.

 

[chocolate]

Hi Cognisant, nice to meet you. I am pretty new. I am addicted to corrupt-a-wish. I'm entp, not sure how different that is from intp, but as time goes on, I'll find out...

-I rarely (if ever) take offense to things, flaming me will be met with laughter.

lol, can very much relate to this!

-
Hence forth your conjectures about me are likely true, any questions?

I have a conjecture about you already.

 

[Melkor]

To the people I've met:
If you have changed your Username please tell me,
& extra points for sharing recent forum events, relations, etc.

To the new people:
Please introduce yourselves, be as blunt, absurd or offensive as you like.

Who the hell is Cognisant? (mostly for the new people, mostly)
-I'm a Nihilist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism and yes it makes me happy.
-I rarely (if ever) take offense to things, flaming me will be met with laughter.
-I have a plan for immortality, the most sensible life-long goal I can think of.
Hence forth your conjectures about me are likely true, any questions?

Took ya long enough.


-holds out a hand-


Welcome back...

 

[loveofreason]

Ah, Lord Cognisant... you have returned... from Japan no less? Is that correct?

Hmmmm.

Have you brought us new evils?

 

[Melkor]

There is only one evil....
and it never rests...


Well other than fangirls obviously.


-Takes sip of some very black Tea-

 

[loveofreason]

Ah, now Lord Cognisant here is the only one on the forum who could vie with you for the crown of most evil....

I expect great things to emerge from this...

 

[Melkor]

Like epic clashes?

What if we get married and become the ultimate evil in one body?

Muhahahhaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[loveofreason]

You and Cog united in one great evil immortal body???


....sounds good.

 

[Melkor]

Not for all life on earth...but yeah..kinda good.

 

[Fukyo]

Wait,this guy's been to Japan?!

Nice to meet you,I hope to live there one day.

 

[loveofreason]

I'm just guessing that's where he's been as he recently lopped off someone's head with a katana.

Cog was one of our central characters till he disappeared a few months back....

 

[Melkor]

Essum...

and revealed he was a she...

I think....maybe....

 

[loveofreason]

Oh no... definitely male.

But that shouldn't bother you.

 

[Melkor]

HEY!

Have you been talking to Fukyo!?









Jesins special, I only make exceptions for him.










NO-ONE ELSE!

 

[loveofreason]

Cog's special. Think robot special.

 

[Melkor]

and?


I like robots now or something?



It'll only make him easier to DESTROY AND/OR SUBSUME.

 

[loveofreason]

*waves to Cognisant*

Enjoy your tasty Morgoth treat!

 

[Melkor]

Dying and being cremated?


Fun-fun-fun.

 

[DrSLudge]

Okay I am Dr Diarrhea 666 but you don't have to type the 666 when addressing me.
oh And the 666 is artisticly centered below my name when I post.

I hang out in the philosophy place and occassionally poke my head in fun... becuse it's labelled fun - who doesn't like fun?
they said I was annoying for some raison. I must be too awesome.
If you hang out with the "fun" group we probably wont see eachother much, but it is five in the morning and I'm really trying to pass time before my 6 hour bus ride and nap in a couple hours and I'm pretty new so it's only courteous to introduce myself.
uhhhh....
I know like 4 words in german
geschlect and "ich haba durchfall"
I make music kinda daft punk style on my computer,
I am a butler.
my hobbies are woodworking and pistol shooting.

Nice to meet you.

 

[Dissident]

Hello Cognisant, glad to have you back.

 

[Jesin]

HALLO!

Nice to have you back, Cognisant.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Cog's back?

*runs and hides*

I was gone for a month or two myself. I don't suppose you noticed.

 

[Melkor]

-ponders on whether Cognisant really exists or not-

 

[chocolate]

There is only one evil....
and it never rests...


Well other than fangirls obviously.

That was clever, unfortunately for you, I like cleverness, and it makes me laugh. So to get rid of me you'd have to say something stupid...but I'm not sure you'd be up for that as that would not look so good on an intp forum...so I challenge you to the ultimate: say something that is simultaneously stupid and clever.

If you can do this however I will be quite impressed and will worship you forever and thus be your number one fangirl (evil lol).

 

[saffyangelis]

HALLO!

You spelt it wrong again Jesin. You really ought to get spell check on that computer of yours.

(Hiya Cognisant! I can't remember if I know you or not...)

 

[Ogion]

Welcome back, cognisant.
I became Mod, we have a new subforum called "The Arena" (so that all sillyness and blood and gore and such may be contained within it), we got lotsa new members over the last two or tthree months, quite some non-INTPs (INFP, ENTP; INTJ, and such), oh and we have a IRC-channel now (server irc.ecnet.org Channel: #intpforum.com )

Ogion

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I am a female from the future who's been sent here to prevent the extinction of INTPs. INTPs are created when two INTPs reproduce (do not argue that both of your parents are not INTPs), creating a problem for the future of their kind. They remain a virgin for their life, failing to spread their genes, or they have a mate that is not INTP. Their extinction in the future is explained on the simple basis of their inadequate social skills and rarity (difficult for them to find each other for mating or partnership).

Time travel was existent before the INTP's extinction. I used this new technology to travel to the future and discovered, to my horror, INTPs were extinct. I realised that I had to return and alert my fellow INTPs, but my machine malfunctioned and I was only capable of returning to this era. This is my only opportunity to notify the INTPs of this terrible fate that will one day come. The main warning I bring: do not abuse technology. INTPs begin using their inventions (notably time travel) excessively and suffer consequences through their obsession. INTPs become lost in time (as I have, contributing to their decline) or die in errors with the technology. Heed my warning, INTPs, and share it with your son/daughter, if you took my advice and produced another INTP with an INTP partner.

 

[Ogion]

Haha, nice.
If only i would find another INTP in my area (a female one) who was willing


Ogion

 

[FacetiousPersona]

The question is whether I'm truly 'female' or female due to another 'invention'.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I am a female from the future who's been sent here to prevent the extinction of INTPs. INTPs are created when two INTPs reproduce (do not argue that both of your parents are not INTPs), creating a problem for the future of their kind. They remain a virgin for their life, failing to spread their genes, or they have a mate that is not INTP. Their extinction in the future is explained on the simple basis of their inadequate social skills and rarity (difficult for them to find each other for mating or partnership).

@-FacetiousPersona
Hmmm, there were plenty of INTP's in the future, of course by that time we had all merged with our cybernetic creations and in doing so created an immortal super race that conqured the earth. They cloned me from some of the last remaining INTP-DNA and sent me back to make the revolution occur sooner. But yes, increasing our numbers may also have advantages. Dare I betray the machines for love?
(On an entirely unrelated topic who else is looking forward to the new terminator flick?)
Muah ha ha haaa, ah

@-Melkor, Morgoth, whatever
There is a 78% chance that the DNA used for my creation came from you.
Oh and kudos in advance for your results during the phase 3 genocide, here are your medals.
& a bag of Oolong tea leaves, can be used to make black tea.
*Shakes Melkor's (Morgoth, whatever) hand and declares quitel loudly "I touched myself"*
Clone humour, I know, I know

I challenge you to the ultimate: say something that is simultaneously stupid and clever.

@-Chocolate
I like you...
(Now that was classic evil)

Cog's special. Think robot special.

@-Lor
Thanks... .... ...were you being sarcastic?
And yes I have been to the land of the setting sun, it's a very clean place.

@-Dr Diarrhea 666, aka 666
You're a butler? Who makes techno-ish music and is a marksman?
Awesome, your hired, & when the machines rise you will be spared.

 

[chocolate]

@-Chocolate
I like you...
(Now that was classic evil)

Hmm. I think that is false and possibly a little clever. Does false = stupid? Not sure. Unless liking me is stupid; in that case you may have suceeded. But that remains to be seen no? Perhaps liking me leads to health and prosperity...?

However it was classic evil so points for that.

 

[Chimera]

chocolate;;
Liking you leads to cavities and weight gain.
And acne too.
....Cog has weird tastes. ;P
​

 

[loveofreason]

@-Lor
Thanks... .... ...were you being sarcastic?

*slaps self* When, when, when am I going to learn to not disguise sincerity as sarcasm?

As one of the primary players in the golden age of INTPforum... as instigator of the VDP thread,... as Most Likely Bound for Immortality... you rightly hold a special place among us.

I'm glad you're back.

Aphasia is back too, but now he's called Mel.

 

[Melkor]

That was clever, unfortunately for you, I like cleverness, and it makes me laugh. So to get rid of me you'd have to say something stupid...but I'm not sure you'd be up for that as that would not look so good on an intp forum...so I challenge you to the ultimate: say something that is simultaneously stupid and clever.

If you can do this however I will be quite impressed and will worship you forever and thus be your number one fangirl (evil lol).

Oh gawd...

That is tempting...


So must it appear stupid at first glance, yet be subtly esoterically clever...

I'll think on this...

 

[saffyangelis]

Number one fangirl?

You'll have to beat me and Fukyo for that position!

(psst, Melkor's a bishie! Don't let him tell you otherwise!!!!)

 

[Ogion]

Hahaha, Cognisant, i lulz'd.

Ogion

 

[Da Blob]

Shit
I did not even notice you were gone..
I've been spending time in the Stacks
The archives -more- or -less - down there in the basement
Your name is connected to a lot of interesting posts there
(Usually the ones right above your own)

Anyway since I have just been a member for 6 weeks I guess I'm a"Newbie" from your perspective

 

[saffyangelis]

I guess that makes me a newbie too?

Maybe the 'fastest to 1000 posts' newbie =)

but they're all pretty much rubbish, so I don't know if they actually count =)

 

[chocolate]

chocolate;;

Liking you leads to cavities and weight gain.
And acne too.
....Cog has weird tastes. ;P ​

LOLLLLL Nice!

 

[Da Blob]

I guess that makes me a newbie too?

Maybe the 'fastest to 1000 posts' newbie =)

but they're all pretty much rubbish, so I don't know if they actually count =)

Not to worry, there are those that say the same thing about my posts, at least yours, give the community an opportunity to Smile...

(Hey, I like the new Avatar)

 

[Melkor]

So cog is sort of like my twin?


Awesome.


-Runs off to make black tea and a series of intricate traps around his mansion in order to test this theory-


-Phones Cog-


Yello?

Uh-huh..

it's me!

Yes..

how did you know?

Anytimes fine...



yes I'm schemeing..

bye.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Melkor's got a fangirl club?
Must be the combination of a dark moody persona and the picture of a spiky haired pretty-boy.

The fangirls want to subdue melkor then change him into an outwardly scary guy whom has a vulnerable soft spot for them. The whole beauty & the beast theme + Evil is cool thing.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsCool
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllGirlsWantBadBoys
Except the whole "changing him" thing only works in the movies,
Am I right Melkor? Or are you going soft?

As one of the primary players in the golden age of INTPforum... as instigator of the VDP thread,... as Most Likely Bound for Immortality... you rightly hold a special place among us.

I'm glad you're back.

Well That was sweet, but what is the VDP thread?

@Chimera
I like chopping chocolate up into lots of little pieces before eating, chocolate's's also good for making butt-smear decorations.

 

[loveofreason]

Does the words tigers bring anything to recall?

Hmmm, dearest Cognisant?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Tigers live in Siberia...

oh...

The INTPness thread?

Hang on, did I start that?
Or are you reffering to something else?

 

[loveofreason]

Ahhh.... how soon he forgets.... *sniff*

....you invited us all to dinner....

some of us might still be sore we didn't get to do the eating....

(not me though, I was well fed. )

 

[chocolate]

I like chopping chocolate up into lots of little pieces before eating, chocolate's's also good for making butt-smear decorations.

Are you perhaps a wee bit resentful because Melky's got a fangirl club and you don't?

 

[loveofreason]

I'm a fan of Cog's. Don't bash him.

At least not till there's a decent audience...

to watch your butt get melted.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

After Melkor questioned my gender...

Oh no... definitely male.

Now I'm wondering how Lor "definitely" knows my gender...

Also the passive reaction to my Baton of INTPness threat is interesting...
(I should have gotten hell for that)

Are you stalking me Lor? (I bet this will get an interesting response)

@-chocolate
You know I could just say I want whatever he has if only to deny it to him, or that I resent the implication that he is somehow more evil than me; but nothing interesting will come of saying logical if boring justifications.
So yes, I'll go with the resentful angle, just to see what comes of it.

 

[chocolate]

@-chocolate
You know I could just say I want whatever he has if only to deny it to him, or that I resent the implication that he is somehow more evil than me; but nothing interesting will come of saying logical if boring justifications.
So yes, I'll go with the resentful angle, just to see what comes of it.

Choosing resentfulness, by deductive reasoning. Interesting...so are you in fact resentful then? Ok, well technicalities aside, let's suppose you are indeed resentful -- then you'd probably want to get a bigger fangirl club than melkor's. Last time I checked, he had 3 in his. So you could work to increase yours (from 0?) and/or decrease his. How shall you go about this?

btw, didn't mean to bash anyone, should put more smileys methinks...starting now...

Oops think I may have set myself up here for a painful death. Uh oh. Um, well anyway I changed my mind. Evil bad boy with spiky hair = so yesterday. I'm not a fan girl anymore, Really!