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Worst Music Ever

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Can we have a thread about really bad music? Like, really, really bad? I just discovered something that justifies it thoroughly. It's a fine line from demanding avant-garde to really sad and awful music. But this? I wanted to take a fork and ram into my ears just to make it go away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPUiMPyPps


I fuckin' raged. :evil: I dare you to find anything worse.
 

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Really? I think this is the only thing I don't hate about McDonald's.

It makes me want to slaughter small babies with my teeth.
 

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The lyrics aren't any different than the average shitty pop song, but HER VOICE! D:<

YouTube- Tick-Tock Kesha / Lyrics


>have no idea who that is
>google it
>see myspace page
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Hmm, shoot me, but I actually don't mind Kesha that much. For comedic value, that is. Anyways, society has a need for mediocre pop stars to ridicule. And her sound engineers have done a pretty good job, that song is an earworm.

I dunno y4, I don't mind Girls Generation, but again they can't really sing the music is just ultra-catchy.

To the point:

YouTube- Mini Pop Kids 5

Because writing your own bad song is too tough, you have to spoil somebody elses.
 

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Anthile, that is probably no more than a list of artists her producers told her would make her look musically respectable.
 

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For some reason I liked most of those (not the last one). Maybe cuz it's all new to me. If you want bad songs you need them to sing off-key, wrong beat and more chaos. Maybe bad songs don't need to be repulsive ones. I guess they have to qualify as a "song." What is that?
 

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For some reason I liked most of those (not the last one). Maybe cuz it's all new to me. If you want bad songs you need them to sing off-key, wrong beat and more chaos. Maybe bad songs don't need to be repulsive ones. I guess they have to qualify as a "song." What is that?


They all use auto-tune nowadays.
 

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That Kesha tune has 11 million hits. Even the greatest all time composers, instrumentalists doesn't come close to this auto-tuned bootie shaking *insert derogatory word of choice*

Isn't anything new, but it always get's to me.
 

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YouTube- On s'en bat les couilles - Morsay

"French" rap. The worst ever. Here is a part of the lyrics :

Morsay nique sa race on s'en bat les couilles
Nique Skyrock
Nique les pédés de fachos
Nique sa mère les batards qui nous boycottent
Nous on est boycottés par des pédés bâtard

On s'en bat les couilles
On s'en bat les couilles
On bicrave aux puces à Clicli

On s'en bat les couilles
On s'en bat les couilles
Moi et Zehef On s'en bat les couilles

C'est pour mes potos tout les mecs qui galèrent
Tout les mecs en haze qui guettent la misère

Nique sa mère les batards
Nique sa mère les fachos
Nique sa mère les catins
Nique sa mère les blindés qui pensent qu'à leur gueule qui pensent pas à la pauvreté
Nique sa mère ces bâtards on va tous les enculer
In english, it looks like :

Morsay fuck this shit we don't care about
Fuck Skyrock (a rap music radio)
Fuck the fascist fags
Bastards boycotting us, fuck them
We're boycotted by fags you bastard

We don't care about
We don't care about
We juggle in a free market at Clicli

We don't care about
We don't care about
Me and Zehef we don't care about

This is for my pals, people who are having a hard time
All the people waiting for misery

Fuck the bastards' mothers
Fuck the fuckin fascists
Fuck the fuckin whores
Fuck the fuckin riches who only think about their mouth and forget poverty
Fuck those bastards' mothers, we're gonna fuck them by the ass
 

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Hmm, you know that link I posted? Well, those kids have a new album out. Maybe I was a bit harsh, some of them can actually kinda sing. I bet they've improved over the course of a few -

YouTube- MINI POP KIDS 6

Oh my god, they're raping Journey. :(

The fact that they've had six albums is pretty scary. As is the fact that they're actually getting WORSE...

Also, french rap is awesome. :p
 

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Anything the person in the flat above plays
 

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Anything the person in the flat above plays

Well, s/he's very fond of this song:

YouTube- Highwayman - Johnny Cash (the highwaymen)

It's not horrible, but, it's one of three songs I've ever heard that person play (the other two are Simon & Garfunkel - Sound of Silence and Dream Theater - Eternal Sacrifice) but that one song has been played more than any of the other two. I swear I've heard him/her play it at least two dozen times. (I've heard SoS maybe half a dozen times and ES only once.) And I'm just about sick of it.
 

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So. While most threads try to raise standards or at least stay even keel, this one fights to lower standards. Post on ..... May the worst (wo)man show the best, er worst.
 

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Even the most subtile people need its stimulation.

As Nietzsche could have said, "aggressivity is a proof of weakness, nastiness is a proof of life".
 

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That one was funny too. Can't you guys come up with some seriously bad music? I need something not to listen to while I sleep.
 

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Kidz Bop. Everything related to Kidz Bop.

'nuff said.


Really? I think this is the only thing I don't hate about McDonald's.
Agreed. That video was amazing. So amazing, it could only be watched maybe once or twice in a person's lifetime.



I actually like Ke$ha's voice despite the fact that most of her songs are nothing special. You really want something bad by her, check out "Kiss N Tell." And I really like Lady Gaga. So, really- let's grow up here and remember this is about worst music ever. Not moderately unpleasent music just because it's pop. A lot of people like pop, nothing actually wrong with it just because it's perceived to be aimed at a younger age demographic.
 

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No, I win., with just two words that will bring bowed heads even to the young people, because this is the legend of bad music:


Barry Manilow.


:D
 

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Wow the Avril Lavigne cover is equally as poor as the original, quite an achievement for her really.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8

[Sigh] where is the deep, mind boggling music that must have existed long ago, perhaps in some vast parallel dimension, and eventually led way to this? Oh yes, what kind of music video is this? I especially love the beginning :D
 

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Kidz Bop. Everything related to Kidz Bop.

'nuff said.


Agreed. That video was amazing. So amazing, it could only be watched maybe once or twice in a person's lifetime.



I actually like Ke$ha's voice despite the fact that most of her songs are nothing special. You really want something bad by her, check out "Kiss N Tell." And I really like Lady Gaga. So, really- let's grow up here and remember this is about worst music ever. Not moderately unpleasent music just because it's pop. A lot of people like pop, nothing actually wrong with it just because it's perceived to be aimed at a younger age demographic.


yeah I dont mind quite a few songs by them, 'bad romance', 'tik-tok', 'just dance'... tho.. i am scared to go into their albums because really I end up bored at the second time.. and i wasn't even paying attention to what they say, just keeping it in the background.. just dreaming around...
 

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... please tell me that's not from an actual-real album.

Congratulations, that's by far the worst thing I've heard on this thread. And probably ever.

Consider my face melted.
 

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I started this and listened while browsing the forum and thought, hey this is kinda fun. Then I looked at the video for half a second. *instantvomit* (we need a throwup smiley)

I prefer to see it as a subtle advance in Japanese android technology. . . I thought literally manufactured pop stars was my idea! :mad:
 

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