Motive for Meklor Malice

[saffyangelis]

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Bap =P

We call 'em 'breadcakes'

 

[Melkor]

Really?
You don't say baps?


You don't have Belfast baps?

You don't....


But think of all the opportunities for innuenddos you'll miss!

 

[saffyangelis]

My physics teacher called them baps once, I think he's from newcastle or something, and we all cracked up laughing for about five minutes.

 

[Melkor]

Evil...

Boy..then you'd probably laugh your head off at my accent.

I say 'the smorning' instead of this morning. and 'Bout ye'

oh..and we have an expression, a relatively new one 'wise the bap!'


Similar to 'catch yerself on!'


or 'WISE UP'


Then theres the ever popular 'whats the craic?'

 

[saffyangelis]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Irish slang......

hrmmmm, some slang from around me for you shall be....

Well, I can't think of any. I know some from quite nearish me though, but I just told you some on the irc, so you don't get any.

hahahahahaha bap.....

 

[Melkor]

Hrmmm baps.....

Quit refering to the irc you.

 

[saffyangelis]

pfft.
Bap.
BOUT YE!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa

You are comedy gold Melly.

 

[Melkor]

Others include

Your man/ woman.

when we talk about people we like/relatives, we usually refer to them as ours.

Similarly, when we talk about other people (although not nesecarily people we like) we call them your.

e.g-
Ours Saffy's away to heaven today.

or

Your woman...you know saffy?#


Eejit.

Love that word....pretty obvious really.

I tell a lie.

or sometimes just 'tell a lie!'

You say this when you get your facts wrong.

e.g- I killed Saffy on monday.....No... tell a lie...it was wednesday.

 

[saffyangelis]

I have a list of yorkshire slang! http://www.yorkshire-dialect.org/dictionary.htm

But most of it's barsley and 'uddersfield slang, but ah well.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

It's the confidence of a seasoned idiot.

I concur with this one.

 

[Melkor]

So you wouldn't mind if I eat you then?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

My idiocy might be contagious, but I do not think that will matter for you.

 

[Melkor]

Of course not, my very fibre is idiocy..and right now..I need some substance...


MORE FIBRE!


-bites FP-

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Biting me is comparable to biting a dog with rabies. Both of very stupid. Continue, Melkor. I enjoy the fact that I'm hurting you with your own actions.

 

[Melkor]

Ummm..

You taste so good!

Like candycanes lined with chocolate and a blood spattered filling!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Do you want me to bite you back, baby? You would love it.

 

[Melkor]

....

No actually..
that way It'll be harder for me to devour you.


Hmm..
I should keep some of this blood for later...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

....

No actually..
that way It'll be harder for me to devour you.


Hmm..
I should keep some of this blood for later...

Did I forget to mention that I drunk poison earlier to transfer it to you via my blood? You are not immune to it, Morgoth, and will inevitably die very soon now. I shall die with you at least.

 

[saffyangelis]

Aww, joint suicide, just like Rom and Jule!

 

[Melkor]

Ohhh how romantic!!!!!!!!!


IN DEATH WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!


I have to make a note of how tatsy this posion makes the blood.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Ohhh how romantic!!!!!!!!!


IN DEATH WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!


I have to make a note of how tatsy this posion makes the blood.

We will be separated after death. You will fall to hell and I shall be sent to heaven. I will have been rewarded with eternal pleasure for murdering you successfully. This is a reasonable reward for dying with you.

 

[Melkor]

I assume so.


but..

theres alwasy the whole manner of letting me feast on your blood..

oh...

I imagine God will be ever so jealous....

 

[FacetiousPersona]

My blood instantly regenerates inside of my body when I am in heaven. God will have permission to drink liters of it every second.

 

[Melkor]

Ohhoohhhhh......

It's not me he's jealous of...

it's you..


I mean....not everyone gets eaten alive by morgoth...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

He'll be jealous of the devil. The devil will have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Eating you is an incredible feat.

 

[chocolate]

It's the confidence of a seasoned forum-er...

Why do you say that LoR? Do you know something that I don't know that you know ?

It's the confidence of a seasoned idiot.

and facetious said: I concur with this one.

Ouch.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I should be proud of being a seasoned idiot.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

So this is an "I hate melkor" thread?

Does wanting to use him as the ultimate free energy source count?
I suppose if he left I would feel a certain emptyness... in my pockect because he's taken my wallet, the prick.

 

[grey matters]

^^it didn't start that way but It has evolved into another "I hate Melkor" thread.

Bye the way, just an observation, does anybody notice that everyone has been ignoring his new name?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Melkor is still Melkor,

Morgoth is just an Alias

 

[chocolate]

Bye the way, just an observation, does anybody notice that everyone has been ignoring his new name?

Honestly I can't even remember the new name -- he'll always be Melkor to me. Although I think of him sometimes as Melks, in my fangirl fantasies.

Imagine that...chocolate melks

I should be proud of being a seasoned idiot.

Wow I guess it's true anyway -- I've just gone senior idiot, er, I mean ... member, in any case.

 

[loveofreason]

Why do you say that LoR? Do you know something that I don't know that you know ?

Nothing mere observation couldn't reveal...

...and chocolate... you only just arrived but you 'remember ' Melkor?

Wow... I really should have started that Melkor Doll business when I had the thought. I'd be rich now...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Nothing mere observation couldn't reveal...

...and chocolate... you only just arrived but you 'remember ' Melkor?

Wow... I really should have started that Melkor Doll business when I had the thought. I'd be rich now...

I would definitely buy one of those dolls. I could test techniques for killing Melkor on it.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Does it have a chip+sensor+audio-emitter inside so when you drop, throw, electrify and otherwise abuse the doll it shouts "You Suck".

If not then I'll help design the electronics for a new prototype.

 

[chocolate]

I want a melkor doll please. Please make it with the spiky hair. And don't tell cognisant about this...please...

Nothing mere observation couldn't reveal...

...and chocolate... you only just arrived but you 'remember ' Melkor?

I know not of which you speak LoR (if that is your real name...)

Well Melkshakie here is pretty memorable. He was among the first to 'welcome' me last month (as were you I recall).

 

[saffyangelis]

Melkor dolls?

Me, Fukyo and Chocky shall make them!!!!!
(It is a fangirl activity after all)

 

[loveofreason]

Oh absolutely! Everyone of you - we have the willing consumers, the manufacturers, the designer, the model (willing or not)... this forum is the distribution network and I shall make millions from my modest investment, overseeing it all.

Excellent. We'll market them with voodoo pins. *salivates*

I have Melkor's ashes, hair and leftover cloning material from previous shenanigans, and of course, blood. Can these things be used to give each doll that life-like Melkor essence? Can they all contain his genetic code?

Oh... "Chocky"... my name isn't LoR, it's lor. Yes my real name. I am too insignificant to capitalize. I sometimes answer to love, depending on who is speaking. Noddy and Mel have special dispensation to call me such. Others may risk their lives.

 

[grey matters]

I imagine that Melkor doll to be more of a voodoo doll. It needs to be made out of some sort of soft stuffed material so that it will be easier to put the pins into it.

 

[NoID10ts]

I would like an action figure line, complete with sewer hideaway, Melkor punching action, and an INTPness that is activated by a little lever on the back.

 

[loveofreason]

Grey... are you volunteering to supply material? Your skin perhaps?

Noddy, we're a dedicated facility. Sorry. Only handling Melkor throughput here.

(Come on... would you really sully yourself on the same production line as Melkor?)

 

[grey matters]

Sorry, my skin is too thick for needles to puncture. I can supply the stuffing though. I could eat a lot of fiber and fill each doll with my shit. What do you think?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I would like an action figure line, complete with sewer hideaway, Melkor punching action, and an INTPness that is activated by a little lever on the back.

Would he even call me ugly and insult my intellect?

 

[NoID10ts]

Well here is an early prototype. I argued with the manufacturers, because they couldn't make all of my parts to scale and still fit them in the package, but that's okay. We may sell a seperate accessory pack to go along with it.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Well here is an early prototype. I argued with the manufacturers, because they couldn't make all of my parts to scale and still fit them in the package, but that's okay. We may sell a seperate accessory pack to go along with it.

It is brilliant. You should release a series 1 set. It will include a variety of members from this community.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well there will be an accessory pack with various members, but I don't know if they are the kinds of members you mean. The pack will include "Happy Member", "Flaccid Member", "Just Gone Swimming in Cold Water Member", and the always popular "Push Ups 'til You Puke Member".

 

[FacetiousPersona]

"Happy Member"

This action figure should not exist. It would be a contradiction with our membership here.

 

[NoID10ts]

This action figure should not exist. It would be a contradiction with our membership here.

Jesus. Maybe I should be more direct with the innuendos.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Jesus. Maybe I should be more direct with the innuendos.

An INTP having sex? Never. An INTP being sexual? Impossible.

 

[NoID10ts]

Tell that to Wisp's dolphin lover. Or to IB's Pness. Or to AI's vast porn collection. Or to Melkor's various assortment of blow up dolls. Or to love's undying passion for Sephorith. Or to Decaf's masochism. Or to ...................

 

[FacetiousPersona]

These are all lies that someone fabricated. I wonder who...