Duxwing
I've Overcome Existential Despair
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Why must stories have conflict? I seek proof--even of the rote response "to be interesting"--that no story lacking conflict can interest anyone.
I seek proof because each year I have attended school I have been assigned only stories more horrible than the ones I had been assigned the previous year--except the first year because no year preceded it--and the teacher assigning them has always praised them more than the previous teacher praised the previous stories, leading me to two dubious and mutually-exclusive conclusions:
-Duxwing
I seek proof because each year I have attended school I have been assigned only stories more horrible than the ones I had been assigned the previous year--except the first year because no year preceded it--and the teacher assigning them has always praised them more than the previous teacher praised the previous stories, leading me to two dubious and mutually-exclusive conclusions:
- The propostion whose proof I seek. If this conclusion is true, then I have blundered and my understanding of my previous reasoning and therefore my self-understanding is fundamentally flawed.
- Some stories lacking conflict can interest someone. If it is true, then everyone who has claimed otherwise has erred and my childish intellect bested them; furthermore, my understanding of human value-judgment would be fundamentally flawed and the academic praise of each story could boundlessly increase with the horror of the story unto hysterical exultation.
-Duxwing