Wtf was the forum down?

[k9b4]

Why was the forum down for like 2 days?

 

[Cherry Cola]

happens all the time, it's probably because the people in command are n-types and can't be bothered with mundane things such as paying for bandwith

 

[k9b4]

happens all the time, it's probably because the people in command are n-types and can't be bothered with mundane things such as paying for bandwith

Who owns this website?

 

[Hadoblado]

I do. Sorry man. It came down to keeping the site up or being able to wash my clothes with powder. Gotta keep the machine clean ya savvy? I take donations.

 

[Minuend]

*Donates breast milk*

 

[k9b4]

I do. Sorry man. It came down to keeping the site up or being able to wash my clothes with powder. Gotta keep the machine clean ya savvy? I take donations.

You're fired.


Really though who does own this website? I ask out of curiosity only.

 

[Rook]

You're fired.


Really though who does own this website? I ask out of curiosity only.

Ragnar.

 

[Helvete]

*Donates breast milk*

You can pay for bandwith with breast milk?

 

[Jennywocky]

*Donates breast milk*

You can pay for bandwith with breast milk?

You'd think the forum would've stayed up, with all the boobs here.

 

[redbaron]

I do. Sorry man. It came down to keeping the site up or being able to wash my clothes with powder. Gotta keep the machine clean ya savvy? I take donations.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Jennywocky]

^^ b00b.
Right there.

 

[Architect]

Breast milk, the forum was down, little bitches ... what is this place coming to??

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Little bitches don't have enough breast milk to keep the forum running with donations^.

That's the inappropriately short version of the story at least.

 

[redbaron]

It's coming to Hadoblado's funeral at this rate.

Unless Jenny's offering her boobs to me (can't tell, post too cryptic) then he might live...for now.

 

[Grayman]

Intp can be obsessive with this site because they have no real lives. To counter this the mods enacted an outage strategy where they can blame it on bandwidth while purposely obstaining from raising it. This gives the intp a period of 2 days a month to get out and be a real person. They are very empathetic like that.

 

[ChouMasamori]

Breast milk, the forum was down, little bitches ... what is this place coming to??

Everyone just went retard-mode.

 

[Cognisant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

 

[Helvete]

You'd think the forum would've stayed up, with all the boobs here.

There are never enough boobs apparently. Or it could be as rb suggests, it's just too cryptic to tell. He also sets a good example of how forward and clear you should be to get messages across, maybe if everyone followed his lead the forum will never go down again!

 

[Jennywocky]

Intp can be obsessive with this site because they have no real lives. To counter this the mods enacted an outage strategy where they can blame it on bandwidth while purposely obstaining from raising it. This gives the intp a period of 2 days a month to get out and be a real person. They are very empathetic like that.

What actually happened is that people migrated to other websites.

I think I had two sightings of people outside this forum on other forums, one asking me wtf was wrong with this one.

There are never enough boobs apparently. Or it could be as rb suggests, it's just too cryptic to tell. He also sets a good example of how forward and clear you should be to get messages across, maybe if everyone followed his lead the forum will never go down again!

Hey, I'll do what I have to in order to save the forum, but I don't think my "personal resources" are expansive enough to raise this place from the dead in case of an outage.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

You can pay for bandwith with breast milk?

I thought it was for pacifying upset people that might want to complain.

 

[Kuu]

Forum down? The forum wasn't down. You must be imagining things.

gorilla warfare

Spoiler

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[redbaron]

*beats chest*

*throws rotten banana haymaker at Kuu*

Your maggot brain can't even comprehend the level my gorilla warfare is on, little bitch.

 

[Direwolf]

Baron are you ok? You seem to have lost your shit. Well its over there in that nice little pile. I think someone made a fort out of your shit. Its ok. We have found your shit. Can you calm down? Or are you gonna keep throwing banana haymakers?

 

[redbaron]

*swings from tree and spear-tackles Direwolf*

*beats chest and cackles maniacally in triumph*

 

[Direwolf]

A guerilla vs a big ass wolf. Hmm seems pretty fair, im sorry i have to do this baron but im setting the master breed on you. If they're not allowed in for some bizarre reason, then bring it, ill take you on, for the good of all.

Nah im not gonna, i just really wanted to say that. Wanna team up? I got nothing better to do.
*Start to climb up tree*

 

[Helvete]

*throws pineapple at redbaron*

*nukes the evidence*

 

[redbaron]

*becomes irradiated Hulk Gorilla*

Now all your weapons can do is make me stronger.

I wonder if they'll let me star in Avengers 2?!?! *nerdsqueal*

 

[Hadoblado]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

plz dnt, i m but lttle prsn wit bg drem

 

[Jennywocky]

plz dnt, i m but lttle prsn wit bg drem

I EET UR DREEMZ N MAKE MAI OWN FRUM DEM

nom nom nom

 

[Absurdity]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Seals and Marines are in different branches of the US military, n00b.