You should welcome me and stuff.

[gameshow]

The tests never fail to put me at INTP. I have no idea why I'm here, since I'm almost guaranteed to forget about this place and go back meandering through the overchan for hours on end. But, you know, I figured a forum of like-minded individuals would be a better way for me to procrastinate on my homework.

Yup yup. Apparently that's a weird thing for me to do, that whole art school thing. Yes. 19 years old, in art school, attempting to be an illustration major. But I don't really know. I'm pretty fond of independent comic books, so I was thinking sequential originally. The horrible, loud, obnoxious manga dorks who lack self-awareness sort of turned me off of that field. Well, that, and I figure if I take a few electives I'll pretty much have sequential figured out. I also like painting and whatnot. But I want to try everything. Because I'm INTP. Duh. I just spent a whole paragraph talking about art school. I'm so sorry.

I need to cultivate my memory so that I can better involve myself in real-life debates. I also have terrible living conditions and I look like a gutterpunk. Seriously, some lady tried to give me her leftovers on the train earlier. Maybe she was tired of carrying them.
But as long as I have cigarettes and coffee and internet, I am okay.

So hello, y'all. I never actually say "y'all." I only type it. How strange.

I also enjoy painting and writing cryptic messages on walls, either public or private, to give the illusion that we are all in a survival horror game.

 

[Ogion]

Hi and welcome to the forum. May you find interesting and enlightening discussions.

Ogion

 

[Da Blob]

The tests never fail to put me at INTP. I have no idea why I'm here, since I'm almost guaranteed to forget about this place and go back meandering through the overchan for hours on end. But, you know, I figured a forum of like-minded individuals would be a better way for me to procrastinate on my homework.

Yup yup. Apparently that's a weird thing for me to do, that whole art school thing. Yes. 19 years old, in art school, attempting to be an illustration major. But I don't really know. I'm pretty fond of independent comic books, so I was thinking sequential originally. The horrible, loud, obnoxious manga dorks who lack self-awareness sort of turned me off of that field. Well, that, and I figure if I take a few electives I'll pretty much have sequential figured out. I also like painting and whatnot. But I want to try everything. Because I'm INTP. Duh. I just spent a whole paragraph talking about art school. I'm so sorry.

I need to cultivate my memory so that I can better involve myself in real-life debates. I also have terrible living conditions and I look like a gutterpunk. Seriously, some lady tried to give me her leftovers on the train earlier. Maybe she was tired of carrying them.
But as long as I have cigarettes and coffee and internet, I am okay.

So hello, y'all. I never actually say "y'all." I only type it. How strange.

I also enjoy painting and writing cryptic messages on walls, either public or private, to give the illusion that we are all in a survival horror game.

Hello and Welcome to the Community

Graffiti is so cool. It is a legitimate Art form. In fact I started off my 'Blogging career' just writing graffiti and painting/posting the art on the pristine walls of Cyberspace. However, the problem with writing graffiti is that you rarely get feedback, (unless you get caught in-process)
When I joined this forum I was still writing graffiti. It came as something of a shock to my system, to start getting feedback, indicating that others had at least pretended to read my scribblings..
Fortunately, none of them liked what I wrote, but the whole concept of actually being read called for a major paradigm shift on my part. of course then I had to start 'listening' to the feedback...

I hope you feel at home here - many do...

 

[Kuu]

I just spent a whole paragraph talking about art school. I'm so sorry.

Why do you apologize?

 

[loveofreason]

We are all in a survival horror game aren't we?

Just wait till you have a scratch around here....

 

[Ermine]

Hooray, an art student! I'm going into college this fall, majoring in art, eventually a BFA in Graphic Design.

And trust me, you are not going to forget about this place. I happened upon this place when it was first created, and even when there were only a few members, I kept coming back because this is one of the few places where I belong.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

We are all in a survival horror game aren't we?

Just wait till you have a scratch around here....

Do we have any herbs?

 

[Vexbeast]

You sound fun and end sentences with 'and stuff'. Reason enough for a welcome as far as I'm concerned.

However, the problem with writing graffiti is that you rarely get feedback

That's too true. There are a few pieces around my town I'd like to talk to their artist about... it's kinda a shame...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Clubs gameshow with INTPness baton*

You are now initiated, welcome.

 

[gameshow]

Because there's nothing more interesting or enlightening than getting clubbed by an INTPness baton.

Hello and Welcome to the Community

Graffiti is so cool. It is a legitimate Art form. In fact I started off my 'Blogging career' just writing graffiti and painting/posting the art on the pristine walls of Cyberspace. However, the problem with writing graffiti is that you rarely get feedback, (unless you get caught in-process)
When I joined this forum I was still writing graffiti. It came as something of a shock to my system, to start getting feedback, indicating that others had at least pretended to read my scribblings..
Fortunately, none of them liked what I wrote, but the whole concept of actually being read called for a major paradigm shift on my part. of course then I had to start 'listening' to the feedback...

I hope you feel at home here - many do...

So true about graffiti. I am always interested to know someone's reaction. I always wish I could leave little spy cameras or microphones around my crap. Although it's not something I put enough effort into, really.

Why do you apologize?

Because I hate myself and I want to die. :{

We are all in a survival horror game aren't we?

Yes. It would be more interesting if we had scary necromorphs, though.

Hooray, an art student! I'm going into college this fall, majoring in art, eventually a BFA in Graphic Design.

And trust me, you are not going to forget about this place. I happened upon this place when it was first created, and even when there were only a few members, I kept coming back because this is one of the few places where I belong.

Here's hoping, then. I am comforted by your artsy career choice.

 

[Kuu]

We are all in a survival horror game aren't we?

Just wait till you have a scratch around here....

I thought it was more like lovecraftian horror...

Because I hate myself and I want to die. :{

If that were true, and you'd be really self-harming and suicidal, you'd be going for a business major, not art.

 

[chocolate]

hi gameshow, nice to meet you

 

[gameshow]

If that were true, and you'd be really self-harming and suicidal, you'd be going for a business major, not art.

Awww, I can't get away with annoyingly self-deprecating jokes here. You are correct.

Thank you, Chocky. Hell yes- I lurked your thread.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Because there's nothing more interesting or enlightening than getting clubbed by an INTPness baton.

So true about graffiti. I am always interested to know someone's reaction. I always wish I could leave little spy cameras or microphones around my crap. Although it's not something I put enough effort into, really.

Because I hate myself and I want to die. :{

Yes. It would be more interesting if we had scary necromorphs, though.

Here's hoping, then. I am comforted by your artsy career choice.

If you decide to commit suicide, remember to send this community a suicide letter, please.

 

[saffyangelis]

I could help write it!

and I can help you kill yourself too!

*Throws game (just lost the game) a small box making ticking noises, and runs for cover*

 

[NoID10ts]

Welcome, gameshow. Please ignore the less civilized citizens of this community. Many of them are quite worthless and quite insane. I am the sole voice of reason, peace, and tranquility in this place. If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

And Cog, quit slapping people with your INTPness. It's just disturbing.

 

[EditorOne]

Wow, do you fit right in or what? One nonsequitor right after another and we all knew exactly what you were talking about.

Very glad to make your acquaintance.

 

[gameshow]

Thanks, all. I'm pretty sure I can take care of that suicide thing all by myself. Wouldn't want to implicate you or anything.

And, yes, I feel pretty well-adjusted here. I have never felt so well-adjusted in my life. Thank you.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-NoID10ts
Hypocrite

@-gameshow
Cultivate a strong sense of personal identity, it will give you the willpower to face anything.
I think I speak on behalf of all the kind considerate people here when I say that if you need a little support, we are here.
But honestly in my experiance when facing suicide or depression you must find your inner strength, your personal will; as can't reach the demons that hide in the depths of your mind.
But we can share our inner battles to inspire hope in others.

Edit:
& no touchie, no hugs

 

[chocolate]

Thank you, Chocky. Hell yes- I lurked your thread.

Yeah I like that word -- chocky! I don't remember who came up with it...

Wish Melkor would call me that sometime...sigh...

 

[Melkor]

I can't possible do that.

It is Lors name...



Please go die and do not come to tell me that you are dying, nor that you will soon die, nor that you are in fact dead.

Do this and you will have gained my love.

 

[chocolate]

chocky's inner monologue:

Ah, so the question becomes: Shall I chose to love, or to be loved? If I am dead, I, though loved, will cease to love, and that would be unbearable.

But if I should choose to live, I shall endure an equal agony of loving with no chance of gaining melkie's love in return. Which agony shall I choose?...

Oh, but wait!...my logical brain just noticed something...he did not say I will gain his love if and only if I die in said way. There could be another way. For one thing, there is always admin jobs...and certain operations...

 

[Melkor]

Hahahaaaa....no wait what?


ARGHH!


I only made that up actually...
these rumuors are excellent for negating any and all information on me.

Okay...

if you Kill Lor...then jesin...

maybe also Luzian?

and lets not forget Fukyo..

and possible do it horrifically...

oh....

and of course get it all on video..

then ''I'll hug with thee a hundred times!''


Heheheheee

 

[Fukyo]

chocolate would never kill me,right?

Because the two of us,with Saffy of course have grand plans for you bishie...





We're associates you see...

 

[Melkor]

Yes....but little chocky is easily the most corruptible of the hags.

I will turn her against you with passion power.

 

[chocolate]

chocolate would never kill me,right?

Because the two of us,with Saffy of course have grand plans for you bishie...





We're associates you see...

Fukyo has a good point Melgoth. I mean, who would make the dolls with me? And we do have plans, tis true

But on the other hand...a hundred hugs!!!?? That is the stuff of which fangirl dreams are made

And then there's this curious "passion power" he speaks of...hmm...

Chocky needs to ponder.

 

[loveofreason]

*buries chocky under a truck load of super-heated raw cocao mass then freezes it*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Hands Lor the chainsaw*

Tis an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age, my Apathea be with you.

 

[loveofreason]

Ooooh! I just happen to be an ice-carving champion...

that bar's a little large for something really delicate... but...

In a flurry of chocolate ice chips a glorious figure emerges from the mass... a Cloud statue raising his buster sword to the heavens!

Chocky, in death you are fulfilled.

Be happy.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

What could make this better?

Explosives, an old standard
Whipped cream, also good
An inter dimensional portal, unconventional but it could work

I dunno, any other ideas

 

[chocolate]

(hahahahahaha.)

What no hugs?

 

[Melkor]

Nope.

you didn't end the evil ones.

No hugs for you.


On the other hand...

I'll have great fun eating you in statue form.


-licks lips in a scary manner-

 

[chocolate]

Sniff

*Chocky weeps. 'It wasn't supposed to be like this' she thinks as pregnant tears flow down her newly created curves. The tears flow faster and faster...and then...what's that? The warmth of the tears is melting the chocolate! "Watch out Melkor! Save thyse...l...f..." she cries out as her last words.

It's a chocolate mudslide and everyone within a 2k radius becomes covered with the chocogoo...*

 

[Melkor]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I WANT MY CHOCOLATE BUSTER SWORD YOU BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTccchhhhhhhhhhh.........................


-is carried away in the chocolate landslide-

 

[loveofreason]

Trying to save your life and still thinking of babies as she dies... how noble.

 

[Melkor]

-Grabs Lor by the collar-


YOU!!!


You can make me a new one!!


CAN'T YOU?

 

[loveofreason]

*removes Melkor's hands and straightens her collar*

For the right price and given enough chocolate, I can do anything.

Bring me the mortal remains of the chocolate fangirl, promise me your soul, and I'll make you a sword...

 

[Melkor]

Hrm...
but then I'll get hungry and eat the sword...


Don't I get the statue too?


Yes...my///ermm..soul..

 

[loveofreason]

No soul, no sword.

And definitely no statue.

I knew the price was too high.

Noddy already has it, doesn't he?

 

[Melkor]

But...I want a chooclate cloud...



-sniff-


I know!


What If I get you ten souls!!?

 

[loveofreason]

*is interested*

Whose, specifically?

 

[Melkor]

Well..theres Fukyo's...I can easily get hers..

Saffy..If I told her a really important cause..

Noddy..with a little stealing..

Cognisant....I've had his soul from the day we met.

E.B leaves his soul in books, to help him find the page...very careless of him...


Chocolate...her soul was mine since before she was born...

Face....his soul is a little small, and one day he accidnetally sneezed it out through his nose..I keep it in a jam jar...so it's a bit sticky...

Ogion...I'll steal his while distracting him with small talk..possibly about wolves...

Luzian....this will be difficult...
I will need Fukyo's help..

and then of course mine.


HAPPY?

 

[loveofreason]

I like multiples of twelve.

I want Cabbo and Fleur too.

 

[Melkor]

Fine...

so it shall be.


-cuts his arm and writes on a post-it with blood-

 

[loveofreason]

*Eats post it.*

Deal.

 

[Melkor]

-taps his foot impatiently-


WELL?

were is it?

 

[loveofreason]

Deliver me my souls and don't rush a master at work, dear boy.

 

[Melkor]

-shrugs-

Finefine.....

-grabs his soul bag and totters off-

 

[NoID10ts]

I should probably tell you that I sold my soul to the devil for a donut and some porn.

 

[Melkor]

and who do you think carried out said contraction?


Your soul never made it to satan boy.